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quotes from Confessions of a Gay Disney Prince by @jayjaydray on ao3
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"You're way off here, darling, because there is not gay in dis-nay, nor will there ever be. You're not a damsel. You're just in distress but I won't be saving you. Save yourself."
HARRY: “No, because I’m gay.”
HARRY: “Louis!”
LOUIS: “I’ll buy you mozzarella sticks.”
HARRY: “You can’t buy my forgiveness.”
LOUIS: “I’ll let you touch my ass while eating them.”
HARRY: “You are forgiven.”
HARRY: “Wait, wait, let me get this straight--"
LOUIS: (under his breath) "Unlike your porn collection..."
should i change my layout?
HARRY: “You—you—you—Ugh!” (grabs him, hugs him tightly) “Don’t do this again.” (kisses Louis’ hair) “This wasn’t funny. I was terrified.”
LOUIS: “I was making you cupcakes!”
HARRY: “Huh?”
LOUIS: (pouty, cute) “I was being nice…I didn’t break anything…” (to himself) “Well, aside from that whole fire thing but I mean…the blender is till alive!”
HARRY: “I did not punch him. I flailed my arms in the direction of his face. Bought him mozzarella sticks right after. Lord, people can't repent for their sins these days...”
HARRY: “Can I just see him? Closely. Inspect him closely. For death. Or fumes.”
POLICEMAN: “Only family.”
LOUIS: “Let him come. He’s my wife.”
HARRY: (serious, huffy) “I’m his wife.”
POLICEMAN: (pause, moving aside reluctantly, to Harry) “I’m watching you, karate boy.”
@bot_escapade LOUIS : ''Hi''
LOUIS: “Hi.”
POLICEMAN: “We have to clear him first. He might have breathed in some fumes.”
HARRY: (panics all over again) “Oh my god—“
LOUIS: “You don’t even know what that means, moron...”
HARRY: “Shut up, Louis. You’re dying.”
LOUIS: “I’m not dying…”
LOUIS: (amused, walking behind the policeman) “Man, you do not handle pressure well at all.”
HARRY: “Louis!”
LOUIS: “Hi.”
HARRY: (panicky) “My best friend might be dead and if he is, I’ll kill you.”
POLICEMAN: “Sir, please calm down.”
HARRY: “Don’t tell me to calm down. My room is on fire—I had important stuff in that room—like my best friend—and my signed 'Fall Out Boy' poster. Is anybody dead?!”
POLICEMAN: (exasperated) “You will be if you don’t start breathing anytime soon…”
HARRY: “Who’s dead?!”
POLICEMAN: “No one’s dead. Everyone has been evacuated. Calm down—”
HARRY: (hand through his hair, stressed) “Please, move aside. I need to find my friend.”
[LOUIS] PS: Girls poop too. :O
[HARRY] :O
[LOUIS] One made a poop joke.
[HARRY] :O
[LOUIS] I can’t shit until these girls stop doing their make-up. I’ll be stuck here for eternity. Entertain me.
[HARRY] How?
[LOUIS] Dik pik.
[LOUIS] I’m in the bathroom.
[HARRY] Cool.
[LOUIS] Girls bathroom.
[HARRY] Why???
[LOUIS] Got confused.
[LOUIS] Then trapped.
[LOUIS] Help.
[HARRY] LOL!!! Get out?
[LOUIS] Can’t. Females have invaded the main area.
LUKE: “You might end up liking it.”
Lovely people,
This time, I've come with the #ConfessionsOfAGayDisneyPrince (#COAGDP) #playlist, for all of you reading/re-reading it, so you can add the perfect mood set by its original author, #JaymeDray.
You can find it here: https://t.co/Wx1Pi9Vobx (+)
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