Bubba Coaks

I make grave mistakes all the time, it all seems to work out in the end

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Just watched someone not be able to make a left turn and start crying…if that’s not a MOOD

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@Law_of_manifest 555

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The song I sang for my 6th grade Christmas play audition came on. Hadn’t heard it in probably ten years yet still knew all the words. Would have been nice if my voice had improve at all since.

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My favorite days are when you end up on random side missions.

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Jury duty is like a reverse draft. You sit there hoping you’re the guy left in the green room.

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I think I would absolutely rock a mini van. Full middle age dad style.

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The constant male urge to eat a store-bought rotisserie chicken over the sink

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NYT putting the mini crossword behind a pay wall is the start of my villain origin story.

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People over the age of 50 who vape weird me out like bro just smoke a cigarette.

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@GraceRandolph AMC cup!

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The older I get the more I realize monopoly teachers you jail isn’t a bad alternative

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My mom said go for a walk since it was nice out.

So I did…to the pub. I call it multitasking.

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Are elves indentured servants or is Santa paying them

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I’m addicted to doing the New York Times mini crossword is this what being an adult is

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Tom Brady gets 30 million to be roasted at my friends do it to me for free this feels unfair

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The older I get the more I think stay at home dad is my true calling

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@zack_pouliot Pshh I’ve watched it at least 3 times through

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When you feel like it’s the first day or summer break and then you remember that it’s a Wednesday in January and you are in yours 20s with bills to pay.

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I assert my dominance by peeing in the middle urinal

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I would love if a country just decided to do a full rebrand