cole

big fan of commas (including Oxford and trailing)

[cole @coalburner23]

@jakehorvitz_ Ok?

[cole @coalburner23]

International affairs expert Elon Musk stirs up controversy to deflect from Tesla stock falling 8%

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RenataKonkoly Russia is doing partial mobilization. They go to full war mobilization if Crimea is at risk. Death on both sides will be devastating.

Russia has >3 times population of Ukraine, so victory for Ukraine is unlikely in total war. If you care about the people of Ukraine, seek peace.

[cole @coalburner23]

@jakehorvitz_ Yeah bloodlusting megalomanic invaded neighboring country, staging fake referendums… but no parallels there, clown

[cole @coalburner23]

@jakehorvitz_ Ceding Ukraine to Putin is akin to giving Hitler the Sudetenland… it’s like giving a zombie an arm and expecting him to be appeased

[cole @coalburner23]

@jakehorvitz_ Enough said

[cole @coalburner23]

This guy is as predictable as the sunrise

[cole @coalburner23]

Tesla builds “humanoid” robot of same caliber as an animatronic at Disneyland… experts amazed

[Marek Rosa | European🇪🇺 | South African🇿🇦 @marek_rosa]

Robotics professor comments on TeslaBot presentation from yesterday

TLDR:
- Impressed by the short turnaround to build a new humanoid robot and show it live
- The shown capability seems standard (but not mind-blowing) for humanoids.
- Zero idea on reliability.

[cole @coalburner23]

@jakehorvitz_ jon hamm is a sellout

[cole @coalburner23]

Either he’s juicing or Pujols is a speed-run god

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

PUJOLS IS IN SOLE POSSESION OF 4TH ALL-TIME!

[cole @coalburner23]

@alannarizzo L

[cole @coalburner23]

Need a scowl emoji now @Apple

[cole @coalburner23]

LMFAO

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr. violated Major League Baseball’s performance-enhancing drug policy and is facing a suspension, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN.

[cole @coalburner23]

Bird app so bad these days lol. Worst recommendation algo I’ve ever seen.

[cole @coalburner23]

Love trea but only reason for low RBIs in previous years is because he’s traditionally a lead off man

[Dodger Insider @DodgerInsider]

Trea Turner 2021 — 148 games, career-high 77 RBI
Trea Turner 2022 — 105 games, ties career-high 77 RBI

[cole @coalburner23]

Just learned cardi b is short for cardboard

[cole @coalburner23]

@pfrankyx @PadreFan0019 @mookieplzhomer @JeffPassan @Ken_Rosenthal Sorry for your 0-ring poverty franchise 🥺

[cole @coalburner23]

@Dodgers Gallo redemption arc

[cole @coalburner23]

@remi_rousselet fromMap and toMap

[cole @coalburner23]

@DodgerInsider Dodgers pitching owns the Angels