Eric Klaus

Network Admin, wireless and radio geek, blacksmith, beekeeper, husband, dad, church sound tech, knife-thrower, luck-wearer, riddle-maker, barrel-rider. KE0RZP

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Registered for #WiFiDay 2023! Excited to see the latest innovations in the world of wireless networking. Register here and join me! https://t.co/X0op7uGkEk

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@twi_kingyo @samuel_clements Is this the equivalent of a tinfoil hat? Asking for a friend …

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@JonAcuff @ParnassusBooks1 @Brilliant_Books A Novel Idea Bookstore , Lincoln, NE

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@wirednot Take me down to the AP City, where the channels are lean and the heat map ain’t pretty, oh won’t you please let me roam, yeah yeah.

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@wirednot CCI Hell

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@ekahau #ekasidekick My favorite benefit: dedicated hardware makes for SPEED of analysis and not missing packets / signals.

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@kimberlyAgraves Video or it didn’t happen .... ;-)

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I’m at a loss for words ... I just can’t even ... SERENITY NOW!!!!

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Users ... making life interesting. Also same building a couple years ago I was getting alerts ... switches are down ... are up... are down ... are up ... yeah, shopvac into the network rack ups will do that ... they kept pressing the reset every time it’s breaker tripped...

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@wirednot I have to reboot mine about once a month, it’s suddenly become ones REALLY slow.

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@BeardWifi In this day and age of social distancing, you might consider a virtual knock ... aireplay-ng –deauth 10 -a [router bssid] interface ... but that’s probably frowned upon too ... so ... knock with beer in hand? ;-)

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@TragicAllyHere @BillJitsu @AddledPixie Wait ... there’s a chicken in the bog? And an egg ... egg boiled in the rusty bucket by the poltergeist that haunts the bog ? ... which explains why the bog smells like ... a bog ...

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@synackish 1981-ish. Its what got me into computers ....

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I’m starting to pop blood pressure pills like jelly beans every time I get another automated “ tell us how you like your new HP product!” email ... #SerenityNow!!! #SerenityNOOOOWWWW!!!!!

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Does anyone know the secret handshake for getting an issue resolved with HP on a consumer-side order direct from there website? I am having the worst customer service experience I’ve ever had. Should have used IT / business sales channel instead of direct from their website.

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... promises of “we will email you a status update by end of day” don’t happen 3 times now ... and that’s after I’ve learned to say “no offense but I know you can’t help me, please transfer me to the supervisor line.” No “case number” on consumer side to reference, only order #

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@samuel_clements If it’s any consolation, it’s not a new problem. One of my siblings threw up all over the table at a restaurant when she was 3 or 4 because there was still pickle juice on her plate ... 30-ish years ago. We all got new food that day.

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@WillieHowe https://t.co/tZMezMCYzk

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FedEx came today, and “stuff” just got real. If you’re gonna jump, might as well jump from the high board, right?