Cole Valente

Smallest bladder in the Northeast

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Annoyed the scammer!

[Thor Like The Hammer Guy Movie @Thorislost]

Can you cremate my son the Ocky way?

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@sammysamsonov Cubic weight

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@SaycheeseDGTL @TimJDillon

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Trick or Treat?

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@christianfoley0 Still waiting to compete against you in a cigarette smoking/running competition

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@Ian__Nelson What’s up Tarzan

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They call me Jen Affleck

[Jon Bernthal @jonnybernthal]

BEAT. TECUMSEH.

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Only in Puerto Rico can you get the coveted Mowgli pack

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@adamfine_eminem Allen Grinsberg

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No more super bowl halftime shows #itsover

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Uncle Joey The Mountain Man……..Pre kidnapping in Aspen…….

[USGS Store @USGSstore]

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[Cole Valente @coalvalence]

I once again fell for the, “Best Breakfast Burrito in Town!” trick. It was maybe a 6/10