jason

puff a blunt, hit from the back boy, while i ash it on her ass

[vincent @dupieuxxxx]

i just made this is jt true

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i thought the g spot was where all the homies hang out

[ballfartmonkey (Death To The Empire) 💗🏳️‍🌈🎧⛧ @ballfartmonkey2]

dudes will say this then bully a gay man into suicide

[Bonnie fungus ^•,,•^ @zombie_mustard]

opening a pack of cigarettes you sat on is like seeing your grandma in the casket

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[Luci ♡ kim ji woo shady moments @valentinesxdoom]

huge day for 35 year olds with jack skellington tattoos who don’t play about ice nine kills or ronnie radke

[jv @eIeven]

hmmm i wonder what else released on that same day and derailed the box office for this movie

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day

[jason @coastofashes]

@LEGOTtNewsI has to be lego batman 2 or star wars the clones wars they were so peak

[LEGO Games News @LEGOTtNewsI]

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇

We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th

All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

[brie @notreallyrealfr]

you want to fund her ffs (because the government and insurance won't) so bad
https://t.co/TU6jh8SdTP

[McNasty @McNasty]

i ranked every cell in my body

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Why she dressed like sober Eminem

[jason @coastofashes]

i used to be able to do this but i lost my touch

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

fatass friend recognized the chip brand my friend was eating in a call by the crunch i am friends with literal celestial beings

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[corb @awshuqs]

actually it’s called dosemaxxing but i wouldn’t expect a beta like you to know that

[jason @coastofashes]

if i had a nickel for every time an idf soldier became a below average actor i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'