Shane

Fan of the Premiership Cats & real cats.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

#HandJob without the happy ending 🙃

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@AussieBenC 4 for me! 3,8,11,13. Hoping to get the blood from the alligator!

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@braddavo @AlexCle83441213 He’s won what 7 or 8 group 1s, but none of those were grand finals? 🙃

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

Alive in the SYD quad. Punting royalty here, friends.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@jocasta1964 It’s not a free world. It’s $7 a month to see her tits. 🤔 I’m sure you’d be overjoyed seeing your daughter earn a buck that way.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@jocasta1964 @LibbyHopwood @MCruicky @wolfdenbetting As opposed to the ‘class’ she shows by getting her baps out for $6 a month haha my God. Just stop.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@MCruicky @wolfdenbetting @LibbyHopwood Love you Jupp but not a fan.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@CrowForm Not like NRL blokes dropping a ball from a metre away. My God.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@drunk_logic Careful, we might have a few in that space 😆

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@CripsyAU @FOXFOOTY @7Sport @MCG @AFL You could ask them to move. 🤷‍♂️

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

Win/Lose/Draw - Voss has made a huge difference to Carlton.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

Ok, I’m here to ask the big questions. Has Jonesy had a breast reduction or lost a lot of weight?

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

Because it’s a white collar game that most of us have zero interest in. It’s fine he doesn’t know who JMac is, I just wouldn’t feel the need to tweet an ‘opinion’ on rugby that I have no idea about…Now the 7th at the Farm is on, I must leave halfway through my thought!

[Richard Callander @richieplz]

@Peter_Fitz Sadly Peter I could name the entire @wallabies line up 10 and 20 years ago now I can’t name one like the majority of the Australian population
More things to do

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

News just in - I don’t follow racing and don’t know who JMac is 🤡

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Someone just said on the news that "James McDonald is the leading jockey in Australia".
Have we changed, or is it me?
20 years ago I could have named several jockeys, despite having no interest in racing.
They were ubiquitous.
Now, none.
And I've never heard of this'un?

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

Things that make an old man grumpy.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@Josh__Barnes If this is about a baby, get in the sea. Bloke is on a million bucks, he can turn up an hour late ffs.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@Josh__Barnes @geelongaddy Appreciate the hair update.

[Shane @Coat_Tugger]

@LukeKrahe @PGATOUR I don’t mind golf…but I can only name 2. 🫤