Jose

[Jose @coatlicue___]

In your moms car

[Jose @coatlicue___]

sweaty gym pic cuz why not

[Jose @coatlicue___]

ignore the random stains on the mirror

[Jose @coatlicue___]

🫶

[Jose @coatlicue___]

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

[Jose @coatlicue___]

Yo saliendo de la peda después de que me dieran un caguamazo por peleonero...

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just incase santa wants a different type of cookie tonight

[Jose @coatlicue___]

soft

[Jose @coatlicue___]

my dick so fat, might just get it on Ozempic

[Jose @coatlicue___]

let’s go for a ride

[Jose @coatlicue___]

When I die each of my friends can bring a potato peeler and slice off their favorite tattoo to keep ✨😊

[Jose @coatlicue___]

same but different 🤠

[Jose @coatlicue___]

my love language es estar chingue y chingue

[Jose @coatlicue___]

Skinny guys are
5% body fat
3% bone
92% dick

[Jose @coatlicue___]

If anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice for Halloween

I'm available

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Starting all my work emails today with, "to whom it's about to concern".