RealCornCobGuy

I am Corn Cob. Jacob Wohl block me on Twitter. Why you do this to me, Jacob? Why?

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Corncob Guy acquire very particular set of skills over very long career.

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Corncob Guy fly away to where she can't see me.

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кукурузники всего мира объединяйтесь!!

[USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr]

"Make way for corn!", soviet poster from 1955

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Corncob Guy love the #McCarthy/hate the McCarthyism.

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@lewispringle Best Shriner's commercial yet! Where do I donate?

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@abeaujon ON IT.

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@elonmusk Eerily like mine.

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@cayley Courage.

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@elonmusk Elon, I'm not content.

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@elonmusk The 10th funniest 5th grade boy in his class.

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@JustinHeckert @kloogans @fuckedupfoods @AndrewCorsello https://t.co/BhEhNecCia

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I feel seen.

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@0DegreesCelsius So I'm picking you up at 7:00, right?

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I feel seen.

[jame @kloogans]

i wake up somewhere in ohio. everything is corn. the buildings? corn. rivers? corn. cars? corn. a lone man walks down the corn-paved road towards me. "thank god, a real person" i exclaim. but as he approaches, it becomes clear that i was wrong. for he is a corn man

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Why haven't people begun strapping dildos onto delivery robots? This should be commonplace.

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@bernardsull @KeatonPatti @andyroddick American Cornservatism is extinct. All that's left are reactionaries and weirdos cosplaying Kernel Kurtz in their own off-the-cob militias.

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@smungjury @colon_stolen

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#Corn
#BabiesLivesMatter
#SelenaGomez
#Butter
#Balls

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

from the director of Get Out and Us comes his most audacious horror yet...

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@Zim303Rebecca #LeftBehind

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@smungjury @colon_stolen