Copeland Elevator

Things heard in the Copeland Elevator don't stay in the Copeland Elevator. Tell us what you hear:

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"My goal is to get to a point where I make enough money that I can wear Axe and still get laid."

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

"If you don't have to dress up at least once a week you're probably not relevant in the CoB."

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

"Oh, you're endorsed on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word? Congratulations, that makes you as employable as a 4th grader who can use WordArt."

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

If you press the button to go to the 5th floor when the 4th floor is already selected, you're a lazy asshole

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

We're back bitches ✊🏼

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

Athens is great because there's never a shortage of cheap beer, tequila, or daddy issues.

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

I swear there's an inverse relationship between the number of times you go to The Crystal and your starting salary

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

I'm a big fan of rapper and hip-hop idol 50 Cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

I will vote for the Student Senate party that promises to get Campus Parking to stfu

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

@TJP7575 @Phoenix4OU but will you dump blood on yourself? Need to know for voting purposes

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

Student Senate is a lot like sociology majors: No one knows why they're here or what they do, but everyone hears their bitching

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

Do you think that @Phoenix4OU can promise that our senate president will actually do things instead of protesting and posting nudes online?

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

You had one job...

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

"The next deliverable for Project 2 is to assess the feasibility of getting fucked up through WACB (Weighted Average Cost of Blackout)"

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

Go home Copeland Elevator, you're drunk. #AsSeenInCopeland

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

Can someone start a "Men in Business" organization? We can drink scotch, smoke cigars, and talk about how glad we are that we aren't women

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

"I'm such a LinkedIn slut"

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

#1: "If I put on a suit and get blacked out at the bars today, do you think anyone will know that I'm not actually in the cluster?"

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

#1: "Printers in Copeland be like: 'Oh, you're printing something important?! Here, let me fuck it up for you real quick.'"

[Copeland Elevator @CoBElevatorTalk]

#1: "The majority of people who make fun of white girls drinking pumpkin spice lattes are white girls who drink pumpkin spice lattes."