Cobi-Wan Kenobi

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Lmao you can say whatever you want about me in your sad boi hours at that kitchen bar, but at the end of the day, it didn't work out because you have a lot of growing up to do. Any other reason is just noise...go work on your resume and stop gossiping.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles, or whatever Pythagoras said.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Don't stop dating until you find the person you can comfortably send poorly angled snapchats to

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Some of ya'll lack loyalty, commitment & communication, and it shows. 🐸☕😤

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Whoever took one of my Klondike Choco Tacos; your mom's a hoe 😤

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

I wish I had as much confidence as the man who just walked into Target in leggings.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

@pinpixelx Do a blue root that fades inti purple 👀

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Getchu a man who offers to open your beer for you so you won't damage your nails 💅🏻

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

There's a gnat in my apartment. It's pretty gnatsty.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

@MaximusHnatczuk I will relish the opportunity to beat some ass over this 😤

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

This morning I woke up to sweet dill relish in the top of my Bialetti espresso pot. It was quite the pickle.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

If you can't handle me at my punniest, then you don't get me at my hunniest. 😤

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

Onlyfans, but it's just me making shitty puns while I incorrectly follow pinterest recipes.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

It's all about those acute ankles baby.

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

If you say "All lives matter" but refuse to say "Happy Holidays", then you might be a racist 🐸☕

[Cobi-Wan Kenobi @cobi_wan]

A little birdy twittered about how owlsome it is here, so I flew in.