Cobin Millage

No, I’m pretty sure this Hawaiian shirt suits me.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

X can fuck off. Come find me on the other stuff. I’m always @cobinmillage because my name is weird.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

I’m only back to post this. Fuck Charlie Kirk.

[tay @hairball1952]

david lynch forever

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

I think the Costco Guy’s 15 minutes is up, but the Rizzler can turn this into a career. I also think the climate crisis will kill us all before he gets there, but I’m picking one hill to die on today.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

@CBThorburn What the fuck did you say

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Me: I’m playing chess, while the rest of these fools are playing checkers.

Judge as the checkers tournament: Ok

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Me doubling down about my girlfriend who goes to a different school:

[Steven @StevenPulteFam]

My heavily leveraged Rolex was clearly the ONLY reason she chose me

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Do like

Do horses know they’re wearing shoes?

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

@GrindingSince97 Go away.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

God damn. OG Maco was a real one. RIP.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Did you know that you can bite gold to see if it’s real?

And did you know that not all gold is edible?

Wild stuff, happy holidays. I’ll be at the hospital if you need me

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Watching Joe Rogan speak was the first thing I did this year.

This does not bode well.

[pete carson @petecarson]

opening kids letters to santa

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

I like declining to tell a long story by saying “long story” because I know it’s a long story, but I also know that I’ll turn it into an even longer story because I just can’t shut the fuck up.

This tweet could have been shorter.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Guy I’m lost as hell I shouldn’t have bought this map

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A minimalistic take on the world map

[Danny Bhoy @officialbhoy]

My comedy special premieres tonight on BBC Scotland at 10:30pm! Repeated on Friday 13th Dec at 11pm. Also available on iPlayer after the broadcast. Happy Christmas!

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

My shooter italian his gun go BURRATA

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

Been getting freaky with an improviser. In retrospect “yes, and” is a bad safe word.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

$5 says the shooter is in this lineup

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Contestants at the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter lookalike contest in New York.