pete carson

ancient crystals beneath the castle and all that

[pete carson @petecarson]

fellas! i have a podcast now! but i haven't bothered to promote it on here because twitter fucking sucks now ahah

https://t.co/tnmZTXu6ad

[pete carson @petecarson]

come say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

[pete carson @petecarson]

quitting the internet

[pete carson @petecarson]

is anyone still here? *echo, echo*

[pete carson @petecarson]

@1CrazyDane @rianjohnson it's been...seven years. move on

[pete carson @petecarson]

opening kids letters to santa

[pete carson @petecarson]

new vid

royal highland show type beat
https://t.co/uRf2gzvJcC

[pete carson @petecarson]

new vids coming soon through my new youtube blaster "shot from a cannon" https://t.co/B5XeJjXOCR

[pete carson @petecarson]

https://t.co/qIWRDY5qnA

[pete carson @petecarson]

welcome to my award show

[Mara Joy @marajoyloves]

Tonight I will be touching the tips of @petecarson and @CobinMillage! I will be doing something very stupid, potentially involving the late John Hurt...

https://t.co/frA6LHdwaP

[pete carson @petecarson]

#tweetthemedia hey check out my show "merry christmas, mr carson" which may or may not be about christmas and is just an hour of stand up by one of edinburghs most ginger locals
https://t.co/C5nZ4nkxNg

[pete carson @petecarson]

@pitbull @deejaygeejaygee let me write this down

[pete carson @petecarson]

if you don't come to the show, we'll kill santa claus

https://t.co/C5nZ4nkxNg

[pete carson @petecarson]

touching tips @CobinMillage

but still just buy tickets to my solo show right come on https://t.co/C5nZ4nkxNg

[pete carson @petecarson]

come to the show or ill be beaten up by a bunch of perrier show cunts

https://t.co/C5nZ4nkxNg

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm

[pete carson @petecarson]

@BeldamLascar naw! he's...uhm....alive

[pete carson @petecarson]

i thought biden was doing really well tbh

[𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙿. 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚢 @jasonpwoodbury]

I love how "Austin Powers-core" is a legitimately great musical subgenre. Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach, Broadcast, Cardigans, Nancy Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Quincy Jones, Wondermints, Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66, this killer electro psych-pop cut from Madonna.

[Cobin Millage @CobinMillage]

I have many shows at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe. My debut solo show, Touching Tips with the handsome @petecarson , and a fully improvised solo show.

Come see them, for they shall be a hoot and a half plus an extra half of a hoot to make it two full hoots.

Ticket Link in bio