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half asleep half overthinking ☁︎

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

(asking to cuddle) can we 99

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

when you break the kiss but still smile and breathe against each other's lips

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

@lcecrave looking for friends

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

when he pulls you closer while sleeping

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

when oomf is a weird perverted freak but a chill one

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

name a famous dog but it can’t be scooby doo

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

sending him lingerie pics while he’s at work is so fun ngl

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

missionary so i can ask him if im bad at overwatch

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

i want a little e boyfriend 😔

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

men be like “i want u” and then do nothing to prove it

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

I can’t flirt but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

I romanticize everything bcz I am made of love & starlight

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

go crazy about me that's my type

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

I flirt by liking your post and hoping you dm me

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

don’t trust anything i say after 2 am those are the horny thoughts talking

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hardcore

[ɴᴏᴇʟʟᴀ @cobnoella]

fresh out the shower, still the main event 🩷