That Chelsea Mariners Guy - y

Chelsea, Mariners, F1. Fantasy novels. Xbox gamertag: Michael ConVick. Mainly Fortnite and FIFA. Beginning my Cosmere re-read, currently on Warbreaker

[That Chelsea Mariners Guy - y @cobrampancy]

I hate dan wilson fire him and his mariners hall of fame plaque into the sun

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Never forget - inflation was TRENDING DOWNWARDS, trending towards the Fed’s target rate of 2%, and THE US ECONOMY WAS TRENDING TOWARDS NORMALIZATION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019

And the dumbest fucking people in the world voted for a guy who has completely single-handedly reversed those trends thru his own domestic and foreign policy decisions

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[Colin O'Keefe @colinokeefe]

That no Washington Democrat above Seattle’s mayor is raising hell on this and seizing the opportunity for a gigantic win is so bizarre to me.

Ferguson, Jayapal, Murray, Cantwell and so on should be all over this.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

I really don’t think photorealistic AI-generated political ads depicting opposing candidates saying things they’d never say should be allowed.

[st. vincent-st. marys grad @PuckFupett69]

I mean if we’re going to do this, why not just buy ads of Donald Trump on video saying he wants to rape kids or whatever? They wanna play the game, let’s play the game.

[Adam Jude @A_Jude]

Nick Davila earned his first MLB save after a gutsy 10th inning in Baltimore, less than 24 hours after he had to cancel anniversary plans mid-dinner with his girlfriend back in Seattle.

"I couldn't believe I was in the game. ... I kind of blacked out."

https://t.co/kHlTiNXGAD

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🔙🗣️| Jose Mourinho:

“There are lots of people on TV, but nobody is a Chelsea man. We don’t have one. When I retire, 75 years old, I go as a pundit to defend Chelsea on television.” 💙

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[Jennifer @JennSalerno310]

Now here’s a guy that loves Brady’s nut

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Switch @IISwitchII]

The Mariners need some bullpen help.

It’s time for Brock Moore. So far in 2026:
21.1 IP, 1.69 ERA, 52.6 K%, 9.0 BB%, .114 BAA

There is serious high leverage upside here.

[That Chelsea Mariners Guy - y @cobrampancy]

@BenRanieri10 Demon Frisbee 2.0?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Mamdani? Pays $1K of his own money for a SRO ticket at MSG tonight. Trump? Uses millions of YOUR money to inconvenience half of NYC, just so he can take naps in a luxury box.