Rob Cantor (PARODY)

(!PARODY PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!) crazy fun-loving girl from st. paul!

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

Gonna be completely serious for one goddamn second, in case this account will inevitably get suspended, the owner of this account is @purple_miau, so if you wanna follow me there, feel free! But you don’t have to. I’m not your dad.

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@everydayrob420 What The Fuck (positive)

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

Happy pride month! @cojumdip release new music to celebrate

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@TallyHallNews BOOOOOOOO

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

I wonder if they will play Cojum Dip this year

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

We are excited to announce a new musical tour: Sonic Live in Concert!

Celebrate Sonic the Hedgehog with a live performance featuring some of the most iconic songs and moments from 35 years of games.

Tickets on sale Friday: https://t.co/L0u07Mr2xr

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

I SAID HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE READY TO BLEED

[Cojumpendium @Cojumpendium]

After nearly 2 years of waiting, we finally have the songs Flesh-Eating Bacteria, AND Jabberwocky (Live At The Palace)!

Flesh-Eating Bacteria: https://t.co/OoX0Uh7xAg

Jabberwocky (Live At The Palace): https://t.co/omVW0glDM0

#cojumdip

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@farundia Oh I’ve never been happier

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

I could go for a 10 minute long Jabberwocky right now. Anyone else?

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@farundia Excuse me ma’am I have great news

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

Oh!

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

I could go for a 10 minute long Jabberwocky right now. Anyone else?

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@jeedlenuicerec Fuck you

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

Why is he doing the @TreeTownSound move

[Sebastian Wolff @SebastianWolff]

:)

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@farundia That just lyrics don’t worry about it

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

Do you think there’s people called Rejus. Like Re-Jesus

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@TreeTownSound It fucking better be Cojum Dip

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@Artism_Vpn @purple_miau Ninety Degrees

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

.@cojumdip please just release something

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@saladanders Hey

[Rob Cantor (PARODY) @cobrantor]

@spefooeitbh Yes