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[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@SamuelAtandi this is how its done.

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

Its a celebration
@methumuhia you and the larger team did a good job👏👏

[KYK🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Ladies and gentlemen, Millicent Omanga.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@JKabetes @KenyanSays Olooo

[Rick @GichingiriEric]

Of course, Kenya's leadership is mostly PR with nothing to show it. Too much talk without execution defines Africa's problems.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

Zile confessions ziko kwa reply. Nugu tulikuwa wengi kumbe 😂😂

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Nikiwa campus kuna dem niliwai tembelea na akaenda kuoga, alitoka bafu akiwa naked akaanza kujipaka mafuta na kujipanguza pole pole. I was very stupid I just stayed on my phone 😭😂

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

Wash wash and pyramid scheme guys don't care. Khalif Kairo gang bado watawacheza wote

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

Realest thing you'll ever read.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@citizentvkenya @Heis_enberg_ Niwaletee Kindiki?

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@donbananana @RealAlexJones Spot on 🎯

[JM @educatedhustler]

Sometimes, I just look up at God & say thank you. Life isn’t easy but I am blessed.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@Ken_Spielman @CJS473012035926 @elonmusk The most accurate statement in this thread.

[KenyansFOR_Kenya @Wycliffe_Otie]

Some are dying, as some resurrect.!

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@vinnygitz @WillyAbuga Thats pengo is intentional asset. Toothless BJ king.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re a hardcore software engineer and want to build the everything app, please join us by sending your best work to [email protected].

We don’t care where you went to school or even whether you went to school or what “big name” company you worked at.

Just show us your code.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@LilianNjenga5 @Shingle_D_A_D @AokoOtieno_ Paka mapepe

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

Watu wa 3600 cc tukae wapi?

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

UNPOPULAR OPINION.

Having driven cars with both 1500cc & 2000cc engine capacity I found out the 1500cc has a higher fuel consumption and also it's maintenance is way above a 2000cc machine.. 1500cc engines work harder to achieve desired acceleration and cruise speed!!

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

The number of people who don't get the sarcasm in this post amazes me.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

On many occasions, Hon @JunetMohamed exhibits wisdom beyond his age and political station. This man is a future president(in my humble view). People of Migori have produced a political GEM.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@amenya_nelson @USEmbassyKenya @UKinKenya @EUinKenya https://t.co/Ys88XsnZ2P

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

US joins calls for accountability and respect for rule of law in Kenya; Nairobi Embassy Chargé d’Affaires Marc Dillard says abductions must end.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@financewizardio @Cobratate @pikaso_me this

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

@maloheonx @C_NyaKundiH That guy with Bitange Ndemo single handedly delivered the fiber optic cable to Kenya. That one that passes under the sea. Ebu fanya risach nani.

[🎆MTEMI♚ @cobweb_jack]

Salasya havai kamisi...🔥🔥

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Nyinyi Wabunge Mmekuwa kama Ng'ombe!!Furious MP Salasya Lectures MPs Face to Face over Adani Deal!Ruto akisema Adani ni Nzuri Mnapiga Makofi,akirudi na Kusema Adani ni mbaya Mnapiga makofi Sasa nyinyi si ni Mavi tu!