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@ClemsonFB Post the final score cowards

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Found a 20 in the parking lot. Nothing can touch me today.

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Turns out I’m not “proficient with Excel”

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@NFL @BuffaloBills

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A Tale Of 2 Citiez

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Just guys being dudes

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There are kids watching, RGIII

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“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”

[AB @AB84]

Sincerely AB

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Being named Richard but going by Dick is a low key power move

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Pain

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@statmuse Same

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Jesus never skipped a leg day

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Jacked kangaroos are in my head rent free

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@SportsCenter N n. I’m nnn

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Like 90% of my recycling can is empty beer cans and it’s got me thinking my drinking habits might save the world

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I’m not saying that being able to carry twice my body weight in grocery bags is my best talent, but it’s definitely up there

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I’m just happy to be alive

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The world has been in a downward spiral since Taylor Swift stopped writing country songs, and I will not be convinced otherwise

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“Some people trust in chariots, others in horses; but we praise the LORD’s name. They will collapse and fall, but we will stand up straight and strong.”
Psalms 20:7-8

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Fixing to OD on lifting heavy

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My dog has started hunting bees for sport and let me tell you I’ve seen some primal stuff recently