Don Corleone.

Loving Husband | Professional Procrastinator 🚀 | Occasional Adulting Achiever 😅 | Powered by Banku | Trying to Figure Out How to Adult 🤔

[jb @jb_muwonge]

@sportbible It’s Nepal. Not a final decision yet. Breach of FIFA statutes. Saved you a click

[Don Corleone. @cobyna_Phil]

How is Afena Gyan not in this team?

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

A ver @Microsoft, explícame esta pendejada!

[Shezi @__Shezi]

‘that was already at home’ 😂😂😂

[KD @Kay__debrah]

me then somebody dey work 2yrs he always dey refer to me as ‘wo nua’. then send u mail say crosscheck for ma der say i get copy of the transfer voucher. he roam the whole HQ dey search who be debrah.
bro: me nua!
me: wassup?
bro: i dey search some debrah guy bi
me: ebi me oo

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

You fit go for revenge make them still beat you again. 😭😭

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

🍿🎥

[Yaw @theyawofosu]

Semenyo and Doku in the dressing room after this sweet win

[DK 🇿🇦 @ditebogomailula]

“if the success of my team cannot make me happy then the tears of my rivals will do the job” 😭🙏🏾

[Pamela🇵🇹 @PamelaNjoku2]

Wait....So if Man City wins Burnley on Wednesday they go top of the league??

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Viral footage out of Brazil shows three scenes happening at once on street cameras a husband running from his wife a cat running from a dog and a thief running from the police😭

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @imzftbi]

The best player at Arsenal is always the injured player.

[Ket @ketshedile_]

“You’re from Nigeria. Why on earth would you think I value your opinion on immigration?”

~Jess Kelly

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The problem with staying up till 10:30pm is that it can easily turn into 2:30am if you’re not careful

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“The distance between dreams and reality is called discipline.”

— Paulo Coelho

[Zion @zionszzn]

You won’t even spend recklessly. You’ll just cover basic things like transportation, feeding, data, and clothing, and it’ll still feel like you mismanaged your money.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really love this app because sometimes I bump into thoughts in my head that I’d never let out 😂

[Moe @Mochievous]

“Clarity comes from motion” is one of my favorite heuristics for life.