eri

instead of meat i eat veggies and pussy

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[Neet @neet_sol]

rough day at work today but at least it’s only for another 40 years

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I have tried LinkedIn. I have tried Indeed. I highly recommend having rich parents.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Oh no cocaine for me I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my friends

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Why do I have to rent a movie on prime if I already fuckin pay for primeeeee

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

American shooters when the targets aren’t schoolchildren.

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

Charlie didn’t catch one to the jugular in Europe…

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph

[Yitro Wayne @robot_slug]

If your government finds it easier to euthanize a rape victim instead of prosecuting her rapists, your society is lost.

[Bia 🪻 @dykettereads]

infant mortality is rising in portugal due to lack of availability maternities and care both in public and private healthcare.

gas is 2€/L due to the war which Portugal is supporting by letting the USA do whatever they want in the Azores

there are children having classes +

[eri @cocaineri]

@carriethefairyo stopped smoking weed for like a month now and literally nothing changed

[carrie 🍂 @carriethefairyo]

Quit weed for like 5 months because I struggle with starting tasks and thought I was becoming the lazy stoner stereotype… turns out I’m just like that, can’t blame the weed :/