Matt Cochard

Middle-aged, Crossfiting, Hoya husband raising two girls through sarcasm & gambling. I’m also the best driver on the road.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Dear @Delta- As a @USArmy military brat, I’ve traveled a lot & am a big fan of international cuisine, having said that and in the great words of Ricky Bobby, with all due respect but who’s grandiose idea was it to pair Chicken Panang curry with tiramisu on a flight from Zurich?

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

@DougRobersonAJC +29% for this guy…or roughly +7.25% per win.

@ATLUTD feel free to call and explain.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

@DougRobersonAJC No one is scared of our ‘attack’ anymore…we give every defense all day to setup when we dink around with it on our half. I’d love for Ronny to challenge them to consistently attack and press high on D, force defenders to play on their heels vs always being comfortable.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Thanks to the LIS-JFK @Delta crew and JFK Sky Club team for helping us celebrate this special day while traveling. #BestCustomerExperience #flydelta #DeltaAirlines #newskymilesmember

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

.@RYOBItoolsusa with an epic customer service bot experience this am.

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

In honor of our Military Appreciation Night, members of each of the branches of the armed services joined us on the pitch for the National Anthem 🇺🇸⚽️

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Pinning this here….rinse and repeat.

@GeorgetownHoops @Georgetown @GeorgetownHoyas @HoyasAD

[Casual Hoya @CasualHoya]

If the goal of the Georgetown men’s basketball program is to bring shame and embarrassment to the current students and alumni of the University, then it is succeeding tremendously.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Vamos Vamos, Vamos ACA!!!....Vamos Vamos, Vamos @AtlClassical! #Josef100 @JosefMartinez17 @ATLUTD

[Darren Eales @DEalesNUFC]

Congratulations to ACA 5th grade for their winning #Josef100 entry!! 🎉
Look forward to hosting at the Miami game in 27th October.
😡⚽️👑

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Every @AtlantaFalcons fan. #TBvsNE

[Tom Hunter @PuckDontLie]

@ToddFuhrman

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

@garrettdholt @DEalesATLUTD @ATLUTD @AtlClassical Everyone in the #ATL appreciates you choosing a goal vs a #NE squad. @ATLUTD #Josef100

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Just like on Wall Street: “Past performance is no guarantee of future results”

[Soccer with Doug, by Doug Roberson @SoccerwithDoug]

#ATLUTD averaging 1 ppg. Its remaining opponents average 1.21 ppg.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Excellent use of crowd control measures @MBStadium. 🤦🏽 @ATLUTD

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Clearly the real reason we’re all here on @Twitter.

https://t.co/pu0UxeoSy1

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Yes but where does this value my almost-complete 1987 ‘wood-grain’ border set? @BarryBonds @gregmaddux @BoJackson @BarryLarkin @rogerclemens @CalRipkenJr @JoseCanseco and more... #SickRookieClass

[CNN Business @CNNBusiness]

Topps announced plans to merge with a special purpose acquisition company, or SPAC, in a deal that values Topps at $1.3 billion. https://t.co/BVgsrbG1Rb

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Augusta National is ready. Masters week is here. #themasters

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

This entire thread made my day...rather past year. #Gotoyourhome

[Sam Franco @samjfranco]

It's on. https://t.co/dgGQ6OnOKw

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

@Braves fans using the pandemic to get warmed up for another post-season run. #thenewshakeweight

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Vamos,Vamos...Vamos ATL! 👏👏

[Atlanta United Fútbol Club @VamosATLUTD]

🎙 @DEalesATLUTD & @BocaBoca3 hablan sobre nuestro nuevo líder, Gabriel Heinze.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

Do you yell “Welcome to Moe’s” when you bring it inside? Because yes, then you have a real issue.

[Cory Murphy @cmurf77]

We have a @Moes_HQ issue in the house. My kids love it so much, now dinner at home is a delivery from Moes. Thanks @Moes_HQ for the dino nuggets and mac n cheese.

[Matt Cochard @cochardm]

College Football is non-partisan. #UGAvsUF #Election2020

[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

Georgia election official just wants to crush margs & watch a football game