Lani Edwards

amateur cheesemaker

[Jess Lodge @jess_lodge]

Lockdown in #Melbourne... Reason #6 to leave home: take your penny-farthing out for a ride 🚴‍♂️ @FerrierSteph @BreakfastNews

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

https://t.co/z246zvuXqr

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

That’s 1,000,800,70,000,000,000 tests!
https://t.co/apdCROL9F6

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

.@Woolworths is one of the big-name advertisers propping up climate denial in the Murdoch Press. It's not okay. #CleanUpMurdoch

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

Ah Christmas
https://t.co/5tcEJGrrp1

[Bureau of Meteorology, New South Wales @BOM_NSW]

#Fire Danger Ratings map for #NSW for today (Tues). @NSWRFS now has 3 areas listed as #Catastrophic. Important to note that while Greater #Sydney is listed as one, that area extends well beyond the city. In this case Greater Sydney stretches to the #BlueMountains & #CentralCoast

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

My country of birth
My father's country of birth
Scotland v Samoa

#haiku
#RWC2019

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

@DrunkestLibrary Laurel Stridehummous

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

@CirculatingLib @GrogsGamut Great job abc!

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

Oh dear, wallabies
It seems Wales has your number
What is the plan now?
#haiku
#RWC2019

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

No rugby tonight
What will I do with myself?
F1 practice sesh 😎

#haiku
#RWC2019
#RussianGP

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

Didnt watch England
Apparently England won
Bad luck USA

#haiku
#RWC2019

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

@adambspencer I love the haiku / i hate the Melbourne weather/ still love this city

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE:
For adults angry at a child.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Do you know the etymology of the word weird?
It meant destiny.
The "weird" are destined to change the world.

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

1F + 2B = 4A
Is that correct?
Calling all nerds...

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

@leighsales He was really interesting. Did you say he's touring Australia later this year? Would love to see him live

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

What a huge surprise
Gotta love an underdog
Well done Uruguay
#haiku
#RWC2019

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

Pure genius

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Time for a bit of The Clash. 👊😎

[Lani Edwards @cochonestate]

Samoa, yellows
No one likes a high tackle.
Need to see fair play
#haiku
#RWC2019