Matt Cochrane

141 characters short of describing myself

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@goodworkmb You guys should pick up all the senior 60 minutes people who left and have em do some good work... maybe one of them can help you with these, "audio" issues

(Great video as always :)

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@LastWeekTonight you should get John to play a henchmen on @GeneralHospital called House who works for @stephenasmith

That way anytime they're working together, you get a Brick House criminal foundation

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@usahockey I don't tweet much, but please @usahockey get that kid Jack Hughes some Gold Teeth...

You can make a bitemark indent into his actual medal so it looks like he bit down on the Gold Medal and lost his teeth for it... which he technically did anyway :)

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

I know I haven't tweeted in a while... but I had to come out of retirement to say...

I just saw a jalapeno flavored coca cola...

If there wasn't a more clear sign that society is in the @DumbestWorld ...

Well... there it is

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@WatchMarquee

Sorry to be a reminder, but would love to hear boog and jd's thoughts on the @USWNT team this year!!

Go USA!

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@DonDemonzone Maybe try getting a third therapists who somehow splits down the middle between the two... kinda like a focus group for behavioral and mental health, as well as the occasional unfiltered fart joke

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@donaldglover Cause I like the idea of a random vending machine being in the middle of the arctic...

Oh and bring a jacket, it's gonna be a cold shoot

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@donaldglover Alright seeing as you don't return emails, I'll just pitch you here so you always have this tweet to look back on

https://t.co/onHigi1KQe

You're Pesci, I'm De Niro
The Desert -> The Arctic
A couple Hundred Yards down the Road -> A couple hundred yards from the vending machine

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@DumbestWorld If you look real closely, you can see all the references the article makes to the film

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@DonDemonzone Scenario 2:

Peterson asks ChatGPT6 to unbotch the numbers thus causing the AI to completely shut down forcing humanity into the @DumbestWorld

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@ChicagoFire @AppleTV I'd like to nominate @TemplestowePub if they'll let me...

Best Vibes I've had at a pub while catching the rest of the game after a storm delay with @we_harding and friends

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@rianjohnson

I don't ask for much in life...but in the next knives out, can you please show Blanc's Mentor?

I ask cause I saw someone mention that Liam Neeson should be in the next one and well...

I just thought that seems like a great character in the making...but you do you

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@Ethanparm420 I wouldn't say everything is terrible... Think about this, only a couple of months until you get your blueberries back up and running 🖌🎨❤️🦢

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@acunningslammer 3pm realization we need to hang out before I go back to Chicago 🖌❤️🎨🦢

[Matt Cochrane @CochRain]

@J_Hart201 @JonHeyman @jonmorosi

[Liam Harding @we_harding]

All @USMNT fans this Saturday #USAvIRN #USMNT #WorldCup