just eating my popcorn

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In case you ever needed to know

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Some fan pages are whack

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Flippidy flop that ass don’t drop

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The fact that I can drive a standard car and i know some men that can’t gives me such a grand feeling of superiority. It’s great 10/10 recommend

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*Goes to Walmart*
Lady proceeds to lecture me about the potential harm plastic bottles do to your tires for 3 mins in the parking lot.
*regrets leaving my apartment*

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Customer: my husband and I don’t eat meat. *proceeds to order the only omelets loaded with meat *
Me: Those have ham, bacon, and sausage in them
Customer: is it real bacon?
Me: no, we don’t have vegetarian meat options
Customer: perfect
Me: ???¿¿¿

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@jaydexalexandra @GraceSDennis Everyone in customer service gets to bitch slap one customer a day. And it rolls over if you don’t use it that day. It’s only fair

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@imlupe_ Etsy please

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@MaryAnnWiberg @akkitwts NOOOOOO

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@askamy4help Venmo: ZCochran
Thank you!!

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@MaryAnnWiberg My baby!! 😭😭

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I drive an hour to school everyday so you understand how much more time I could spend procrastinating if I lived closer or on campus

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Me: writes a super professional email to my professor
Professors emails me:

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Sparknotes doesn’t help you if your professor assigns you weird ass readings

[B. @romo_014]

Who trying to Netflix & Scream with me

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What level fat kid are you?
I’m currently eating two donuts as I wait for my Chinese food to be ready 😂😂

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Why do professors feel the need to schedule exams during cold season? Y’all know we are sick and sniffling and it’s fucking distracting to others.

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If I’m paying thousands of dollars to go to college I want them to have a damn escalator for my fat ass

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Secret talent: being able to slightly have an asthma attack from walking up three flights of stairs because I’m that out of shape.

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@Ben26Reed So the answer is hoes rarely get cold

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The weather now is the easiest way to test the theory “hoes don’t get cold”