Cock Robinson

It takes a village to raise a child. It only takes one child to feed a village.

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Guys who have played Jack Ryan: Han Solo, Batman, Capt Kirk. Up next, Jim from The Office.

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Catching up on #BlackMirror.
I almost never say this:
Season 3 Episode 3 “Shut Up & Dance” is too dark. I need to watch an Adam Sandler movie (Not Punch-Drunk Love)

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“Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.”

#EasyNYEResolutionsToKeep

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.@MoviePass app has stopped working. Deleted and reinstalled. Will not let me sign in to app. Thanks for the missed movie and not having an 800 # that I can find on ur site

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I just noticed the Blazers’ logo looks like “69.” Am I the last person to see this?!

#PORvsHOU

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Is it just me, or …?
#SeeTheBeavs

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Pulling an earbud out of someone’s ear is a great way to catch an elbow. Get in their line of sight and wave. Quit creepin’.

#ProTip

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@ronnypascale that should help; a memorable catchphrase is the soul of comedy
#BoutToBlowUp
#OrSomethingLikeThat

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It used to be illegal to take pictures at sporting events

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Why does Madani have gauze wrapped around her titties? It’s her ribs that are jacked up.

#ThePunisher

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Martha Kent calling Lois Lane “the thirstiest” is the high point of #JusticeLeague

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Henry Cavill's cgi upper lip is deep in the uncanny valley #JusticeLeague

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Brawl in Cell Block 99 - Great throwback prison exploitatn. Fight scenes have no quick cuts, just big dudes kicking the crap outta ea other

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.@CameronBrittonH as Edmund Kemper in #Mindhunter kills it

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If I tell u I slept thru parts of a movie, that doesn’t mean it was bad; it means that I am old

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SmashMilf - SmashMouth coverband made up of hot moms

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So, #StrangerThings is doing that black water room things they did in that alien movie where ScarJo showed her pussy

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Used to be NBA teams wore their white uniforms at home. What is happening to this country?

#MAGA
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
#UTAvsLAL

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Dwyane Wade looks like an old hobo.

#CLEvsNOP

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My last tweet and the next acct that followed me

Huh?