cumsock

poo poo

[jonas🍊 @0range0renthal]

If you're a man you either smoke or don't smoke. I can't stand to be around a 'drunk cigs' guy. That's a woman thing to do

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

just had a very delicious meal.

[joey @joboduj]

yea ima LARP. lit ass retard, playaaa!

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

warts

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

call me harry potter the way my hog got worts

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

@theswampyankeee use chrome bro

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[not spiro @thirteenfour7]

I came, i saw

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[swinky @swinkying]

Peeing straight piss

[Alyssum @fiadhoe]

id be moving those tvs and eating my own ass IMMEDIATELY

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Getting to be unemployed during a world cup is one of the most pure joys imaginable

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

just farted loud asf in the whole foods shitter #foghorn

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

That’s gotta be one of the most greasy playoff wins in NHL History and maybe sports history. Arbys french fry onion ring fried chicken pepperoni homeless people hair levels of grease. The entire Tampa crowd needs to go home and take a bath in the strongest dish soap on the market. I cannot believe what I just saw. A win is a win though. Holy hell.

Ça doit bien être l'une des victoires en séries éliminatoires les plus « grasses » de l'histoire de la LNH, et peut-être même de l'histoire du sport tout court. Un niveau de gras digne d'un mélange d'Arby's, de frites, de rondelles d'oignon, de poulet frit, de pepperoni et de cheveux de sans-abri. Toute la foule de Tampa devrait rentrer chez elle et prendre un bain avec le liquide vaisselle le plus dégraissant du marché. Je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de voir. Mais bon, une victoire reste une victoire. Bon sang de bonsoir.

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

they clipped my wings when i was born. #givemebackmyforeskin

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

This Tampa Bay Lightning fan is in shambles right now

[pokay @Pokay__]

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this changes everything

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

how did edward sscissor hand fingrle

[cumsock @cockerfarter]

my gf wont fart on my balls 😔