Tony Perkis

[Tony Stewart @TonyStewart]

That moment when you realize you've finally made it? When a fashion editor wears your T-shirt during Paris Fashion Week. I like your style @VHeilbrunner. 👍🏻

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Repubs must not allow Pres Obama to subvert the Constitution of the US for his own benefit & because he is unable to negotiate w/ Congress.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Trump is the #1 expert on…
- Taxes
- Construction
- Campaign finance
- Drones
- Technology
- U.S. History
- Infrastructure
- ISIS
- Facebook
- Renewables
- Polls
- Courts
- Steel workers
- Golf
- Banks
- Nuclear arms
- The system
- Debt
- Politicians

…according to Donald Trump

[Mike Puma @NYPost_Mets]

What was the most impressive thing that happened 50 years ago?
1. Jets won the Super Bowl; 2. Apollo 11 landed on the moon; 3. Mets won the World Series.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

[Randy Bryce @IronStache]

Trump should just claim that he built the doggone wall.

His supporters would believe him and we’d basically just save a lot of money that would better be spent by letting people see doctors.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Shut the fuck up, nerd

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

Twitter is a weird space

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

Dear nearly every hotel in the world -- If need be, please make your rooms $1-10 more expensive and stop charging people for fucking wifi. In this day and age, it's like having a surcharge for toilet paper or water.

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

The price of depositing/recycling cans/bottles has been $0.05 since 1971. How has that not budged in 47 years?

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

I get the idea behind running your dentist office out of your house, but that doesn’t mean that you’re not a creep for doing it

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

Has anyone on this app made a Run The Juul’s joke yet?

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

L’Eggo My Ego

[Tony Perkis @cockplural]

Starting to keep a list of bands I wish existed-

SuperMutt
Cigs Inside
Sideways cactus
Not Played but Stuck In My Head
ALL CAPS
njj (not jack johnson)

[michelle lh࿊࿊q @MichelleLhooq]

"Could never live in LA bc traffic!!!" says New Yorker, beet red from anxiety while stuck 30 mins at rat piss station as conductor explains unintelligibly over broken speakers that J train is running backwards on A line to Canal before it grows wings & flies to Staten Island

[. @A_Geechi]

Why I’m on the train and this lady sneezing mad times, nobody said shit then she sneezed again and some nigga said “no disrespect you wilding rn” 😭😭😭😭

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Ted Cruz's next "anti" Beto ad will feature Beto O'Rourke stage-diving at Coachella to save a baby from a fire he puts out with his shirt revealing a perfect six-pack and a tattoo of the constitution.