NIKKI KAE

renewal 22 ✨ patternist 🔮 @imanigold woodmagicwaterslugsandlumps🧚🏾‍♀️ ny wespeakmodels 🤱🏾charging the microverse battery, Ooloi, first child of Eartha🌱

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Me: ***doesn’t have a receptionist***

Amazon: Your package was handed directly to a receptionist.

The receptionist:

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

renewal 22 ✨ patternist 🔮 @imanigold woodmagicwaterslugsandlumps🧚🏾‍♀️
ny wespeakmodels 🤱🏾charging the microverse battery, Ooloi, first child of Eartha🌱

[🦋adrienne🦋 @yunglearnt]

how i aint never heard of the dogma 95 movement, is it because i studied video art, IS IT?

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

You want ME to drive?? Then who’s gonna look at my phone nose laughing at memes and saying nothing when u ask what’s funny??? Unrealistic.

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

When you’ve been a 10 but still keep getting hotter every year

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Me talking about embossed animal prints:

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

My bosses: let’s all call Dom in 3..2..1

[Brandon Kyle Goodman @brandonkgood]

I told my friend that I'm emotionally "hitting a wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so we can lean on them and rest."

I can't even begin to express how much I really needed to hear that.

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

All 5 of my bosses as once:
I need...

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Me with candy stashed in every crevice of my life: “I try to eat healthy”

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Guy in his 20’s thinking he’s coming through with some heat:
“I know how to make rice 😏”

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

No one:
People with ring lights:

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Job: so what time can you be here?
Me: It’ll be an hour

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

So Shakespeare is good cuz of the number of syllables and it’s kind of rhymes??? When did we decide that was the gauge of what’s good?

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

My organs when I finally drink water

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Every page in my sketchbook

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

Being on hold be like: la la la do doo da doo bee dooop 🗣🗣HAVE 👏🏾YOU 👏🏾HEARD 👏🏾OF 👏🏾OUR 👏🏾WEBSITE!!!!! HANG UP AND CHECK THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW UR GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT!! or you can just keep listening to me say this boop ee doo

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

When your insurance covers psychiatry but no psychiatrist takes your insurance:
Schrodingers Health Care

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

I’m calling on @OfficialFBOP to end the lockdown in federal jails & prisons. BOP is terrified that our uprisings against police will give hope to our incarcerated loved ones. We will fight abuse of power on the inside just like we’re doing on the outside. #FTP #PrisonsKill

[NIKKI KAE @cockroach_grl]

The @OfficialFBOP will use any excuse to escalate their oppression of people incarcerated in federal jails and prisons. Scared of our power in the streets, BOP has imposed a nationwide lockdown for the first time in 25 years. #PrisonsKill #FTP #BLMBehindBars