Matt

I was a great skater until I bendered so hard I snapped my ankle. Bending, not even once

[Matt @cocksmyth]

@bradleywhitford back at is as a political operative, but as a GOP campaign manager!? Maybe Josh would understand. Death by Lyman

[Matt @cocksmyth]

@RyderCupUSA What is going on with that trash can?

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

This brilliant cartoon clearly explains Trump’s current position on Ukraine. It is in Ukrainian with English subtitles. Share it with anyone who keeps repeating russian propaganda.

[Matt @cocksmyth]

@RoseParade put the US navy after the Vietnamese float. As if the Vietnamese wouldn't have an issue with the Navy lurking over their shoulder. Jokes on us, though the float celebrates Tet.

[Matt @cocksmyth]

There are a lot of Penn St fans in my neighborhood

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Do the Morman O linemen of BYU protect a Jewish QB more because it's their ordained duty? #BYJew

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Both Miamis, both North Carolinas and both Colorados are playing today. Are they bribing the governors or something? How does that happen?

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#UPDATE: American Airlines and JetBlue has just announced that they are suspending flights to Haiti after Spirit Airlines struck by gunfire

This is the second recent incident of gunfire in Port-au-Prince airspace. Last month, a United Nations helicopter was also hit by gang gunfire and had to return to the airport, though no one was injured in that case

[Matt @cocksmyth]

This #FrozenFrenzy broadcast is terrible. I want to hear local broadcasters 10x more than any of the @espn crew picking it up cold. The double feed layout sucks. NFL redzone has a much better model. Even @TheVFoundation fundraiser is weak bc you have to lay a bet to participate

[Matt @cocksmyth]

How do I get AI to write Gone with the Wind in the style of Aaron Sorkin?

[Matt @cocksmyth]

I hope the Canadian Immigration page is ready for November

[Matt @cocksmyth]

@adamwren Ha, nerd

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Between @BCBtigers taking 2 wickets, @FlaPanthers score a go ahead goal in game 7 #StanleyCupFinals @T20WorldCup

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Had my cricket dream smashed. Stanley Cup Final consolation #Florida @T20WorldCup @FlaPanthers @goldieonice

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Wow, how do you make a 9 in cricket? @T20WorldCup

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Mexico has a better record in Texas than @TheRealPCB #RemembertheAlamo #DontMessWithTexas @T20WorldCup

[Matt @cocksmyth]

@T20WorldCup Whe. In Texas, lose to a Texan

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Handshake line between CAN and USA Cricket is the most Canadian thing ever #T20WorldCup

[Matt @cocksmyth]

A. Jones looking at home like a Texan High School running back rippin 6 points whenever he touches the ball. @usacricket #T20WorldCup #americangangster

[Matt @cocksmyth]

Watching #T20WorldCup on @willowtv. Used to hearing certain accents from cricket commentators and all of a sudden...is that @Jomboy_ ? @usacricket