Cocks Not Glocks

It's illegal in Texas to openly carry a dildo but not a gun, so we passed out dildos at school. Fighting absurdity w/ absurdity. Anti-fear, pro-safety, pro-fun.

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

Texas Students Opt For C**cks Not Glocks: The Daily Show https://t.co/fsdNQRSVGI

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Today in Texas you can carry a gun without a permit but you can’t register to vote online or get an abortion after 6 weeks

[*Screams in Longhorn* @longhorn_scream]

For all my wampus friends, the CVS on Guad is closing and relocating tonight, and all be*r and w*ne is 90% off 👀

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

It's called "The Rod of Iron Ministries" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

New:

A MAGA-obsessed, AR-15-centric religious sect has bought a sprawling compound in Texas, which it hopes will be a safe haven to "patriots" from what they believe is an imminent "deep state" war. The property was listed at just under $1 million.

https://t.co/GIpbbk1VJ8

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

awww they've become self aware! very precious!

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

Walking around with a giant dildo to own the libs

[🌼🌻🌷 @uwu_officiaI]

thank you all for sharing/donating! sadly, my mom passed away last night. she was a wonderful mom & a piece of my heart left with her. to lessen the burden im still collecting donations for her med bills+funeral. as always if you have anything to spare, i would be so grateful!

[simona! @simonathelibra]

ut’s reopening & promise of ‘enhanced cleaning’ —> is going to disproportionately affect our custodial workers & ut will NOT protect them. this decision is literal endangerment & an act of violence. you cannot change my mind.

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

@SanAngeloLIVE Thanks for following up with more details! You cited an out of date gun policy that doesn't mention CHLs, though the student keeping a long gun in the dorm definitely was still violating all policy. Do y'all plan on following up with @AngeloState about campus gun safety measures?

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

This is NOT what we meant by "fighting absurdity with absurdity," Texas. https://t.co/VRppLmfSoC

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

The article says that "a shotgun could've been involved." Why are students able to sneak shotguns into your dorms, @AngeloState, @AngeloStatePres?

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

A Korean student was the target of racist harassment by a Confederate-flag flying kid who pulled a gun in the dorms when confronted. The Korean guy got arrested before his harasser did.
Please address, @AngeloState?
A weak report from @SanAngeloLIVE: https://t.co/YWNp6HNHbZ

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

.@AngeloState opted to allow concealed handgun license holders to keep handguns in dorm rooms (unlike @UTAustin). It's unclear what type of gun this kid pulled, but he was 20 & you have to be 21 to get a CHL in Texas. What's with your campus safety measures, @AngeloStatePres?

[katya @EhresmanKatya]

Next UT protest: clocks not glocks

every student sets an alarm for a synchronized time and refuses to turn them off in class/outside the Provosts office until they commit to demilitarizing campus

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

Follow @FireTheAbusers and support their effort to remove abusive instructors from @UTAustin's payroll.

[Cocks Not Glocks @CocksNotGlocks]

@Grayson89804647 @NoahBrookz @LoveAndyC @sIutdelrey CCL holders became allowed to conceal carry into Texas public university buildings in 2016.

[💙 @NoahBrookz]

@LoveAndyC @sIutdelrey I was there! This was at my school hahaha. I remember I didn’t know about the protest, and I saw this girl and took this pic and sent it to my family haha. And then I turned around and they were EVERYWHERE it was amazing