Vikram Hegde

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Anika's leaving the hospital! Next stop: the rest of her life! https://t.co/1qULOmgLar

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

I know the world seems to be going to crap, but I have good news! Yesterday at 4:51 PM Anika… https://t.co/XrrIlqe44O

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

I've learned that the key to a good hike is NEVER STOP WIGGLING!!! @ Acadia National Park https://t.co/L38dlVBZ9v

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

It's like a perfume ad, but the perfume smells like wet dog and farts...
#pitbullsofinstagram… https://t.co/oSYq9CWHB0

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

I was told there would be pizza at the top...but no pizza. Not even one… https://t.co/tk7WrX856N

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Apparently I don't understand drinks anymore... https://t.co/0JvXCu8nVA

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

If you ever hear me say something stupid it was satire. You're the stupid one for not getting it.

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Full hour wait for the train. No seats. Guy next to me blowing massive Dunkin Donuts farts. This is Trump's America.

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

@TedKilpatrick brand whore

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

America needed a change. Like when your baby shits himself you change him into a shittier, more prejudiced diaper

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

@TheDrewStarr well played

[LittleDonkeyBos @LittleDonkeyBos]

Announcement! Little Donkey OPENS in Cambridge - July 18th. Rez: https://t.co/Oy7TvZTpBq @Jamiebiss @kenoringer

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

@nicolefonsh @TheDrewStarr I've always been partial to "bonetacular"

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

@halfpintmaggie depends how many cupcakes

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Paul Walker in the Fast and Furious movies is just the dorky friend who is inexplicably good looking

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

@lukeoneil47 no way, Champagne will always be king.
#nailedit

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

How many retweets do you need before I'm your BEST FRIEND?!?!

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Dinner's served! https://t.co/OHKVOeUaPd

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

Well, I guess I slept last night...maybe again this weekend? #insomnia

[Vikram Hegde @CocktailGod]

I reserve the right to refuse service to Rakshasas.