Jon Cox

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

@Jonredbird12 Whatever it takes

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, my sheets are pale blue…

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

Yes, I’m here to apply for the position of both baller and shot caller.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

"@e_gardner44: @cockyja we'll see"just remember that next time I see you

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

"@e_gardner44: @cockyja happy birthday little bitch" don't make me remove your nipples from ur punkass body

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hey ladies, there’s a difference between bein’ a country girl, and bein’ a whore in boots. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hey ISIS, what the hell did Canada do to you? All they do is sit around drinkin' maple syrup, watchin' hockey. Don't mess with Merica's hat.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

I wanna go fishing tomorrow if it doesn't rain

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I’m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

@KariCox1 you will survive lol, you are a by-gawd Cox!!!

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

Beard Law: If you touch my beard without asking, I get to touch your butt without asking.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

Sorry I yelled "Killin' it!!!" while your mom was eating a banana!

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can’t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three times while carrying me to the car

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

I Googled, “Who gives a shit?” and I was not in the search results.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

It's only premarital sex if you plan on marrying the person! Other than that it's just good old fashioned fun!

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.

[Jon Cox @cockyja]

Wild Bunch Racing sets pole at Wartburg Speedway!