Jax Teller

All-American Champion and Winner. Never lose. Brutally honest. Women LOVE me. Role Model for Children.

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Yes ladies.. You will be seeing me and the boys tonight. You're welcome. 😉

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@bethschofieldxo Thanks babe.

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@eringunners Get it girl.

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It's Friday people. Which means a large amount of alcoholic beverages will be consumed tonight.

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@j_nolan701 😳

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They should have a separate Bachelor show just for me.

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I've been drinking since 8 PM yesterday. Supposed to be in the office in 3 hours, that obviously isn't going to happen.

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Woke up in a random apartment this morning with only 1 sock on.

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@amandasalinas95 Not only does she go black.. But she also transforms into a train. Choo-choo!

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@garooya I'll give you a hint.

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@xxScapegoat Creeps me out too. That little dip shit needs to stay away from my daughter.

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@amandasalinas95 That's my bad sweetheart.

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99% of the time when someone is talking.. I'm not listening especially when that someone is a woman.

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Snuck into the house without the wife hearing me. Now time for 3 showers to wash the sins away.

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@csquaredverbs My vote is restart Mad Men.

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Staying at the office late tonight, not for work... Cause my mistress doesn't know I'm married.

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Sweet Jesus.

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If I got paid to booze, I would be a fucking millionaire.

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I've literally been drunk all day.