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I don't know how I got here

[Stephen P Neary @StephenPNeary]

kermits

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Can’t believe I started life as a baby that shit is so embarrassing

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

A woman's place is in the kitchen. With me, another woman. We're lesbians and I'm baking us scones.

[balding tiger @ttlovecraft]

my mood swings

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

personally, if i bit into thousands of bad apples in one week, i would no longer have any interest in paying for apples.

[Bruno @brunoespi]

this generation isn’t sensitive, we just won’t let you get away with homophobic, transphobic, sexist, or racist remarks.

[am @ushimei]

if you see this, straighten ur back you banana-shaped fuck.

[André Agoní @MrMarcus260]

My daughter told me she was gay and expected me to be shocked like I'm not the one that's been buying her Lightning McQueen, Ninja turtles, and Transformers, her whole life. Girl I figured it was a possibility.

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

Fuck it, cat with a hair hat.

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond

[fka sids @yungsids]

stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
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