coco!🍓

i am the coolest

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

oh you like Declan Rice's corners now?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

It makes me want to kill myself when I think about futbol's working class roots and how the entire sport has become so disgustingly commercialized due to greed. WHO DIED AND PUT FIFA IN CHARGE??!? ITS THE GAME OF THE PROLETARIAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fishious @fishquichee]

Being a pebble in a stream must feel incredible

[• @yducknow]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

republicans claiming he would use the stage to make an anti-american political statement just for the entire performance to be a celebration of life and culture and family oh bad bunny they could never make me hate you

[🦢 @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating

[mj @hardmondayz]

there’s nothing worse than a friendship with a woke gap

[Naniee.2x @Naniee2x]

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

[Soup @soupinthering]

Bowl of soup

[✶ @uxcel]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The two best coping mechanisms in the world are Long Walk and Big Pot of Soup

[m @msnetik]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

[✰ @koi_takleef]

I will eat a potato literally in any way it is served to me