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Lift all the weights. Eat all the food. Print all the shirts.

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Popcorn (SUPER sweet) at the Tomlinsons in Leander, Texas- through Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter. @NewLeashUSA #AdoptMePlease

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Shipping may take up to 9 months.

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If you’re not in a heterosexual/gender binary relationship and want a 10th child, adopt. You can order a baby on my website for 299.99.

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Log onto youtube. Find and watch the fan edited video of Jensen Ackles singing Whipping Post. Pause at the 1:16 mark. BAM, pregnant.

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Do not listen to Elvis and never read Twist & Shout if you want ten kids. If you've read it already, sorry to be the barer of bad news

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Go to AO3 and read: Piper_Halliwell1979, Deannathegeek, Midnightramblings, LoversAntiquities, Casloveshisfreckles, Remmyme, PaperAnn.

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Start with A Rock and a Hard Place, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Route 666, Heart, Heaven and Hell, Caged Heat, and I'm No Angel.

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To spice things up, try ignoring your partner completely and binge watch a "guaranteed ovulation" series like Supernatural.

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Invite David Tennant to supervise your wallakazam during the month of October.

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David Tennant is the tenth Doctor. He also has the word “ten” in his name. Remember, ten is magic.

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Also play his show (new or old, depending on how attractive you want the baby to be) in the background during wallakazam.

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Come to think of it, replace all photos of the Duggers with photographs of Bill Nye.

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He’s also right about evolution.

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He’s totally right about climate change, though.

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The number ten is important. Use it as often as possible. This is magic, and magic is real even if Bill Nye says it isn’t.

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Register to vote. If you don’t vote your baby will be born with a terrible personality.

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Not conceiving a big baby.

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If you cannot handle their disapproving gazes feel free to cover them, but know that you’re being a big baby.

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Decor is important. In addition to the Funko Pop of Fertility, adorn the walls with photos of the Duggers.

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Definitely record this and tweet it to both Misha and the actual Queen.