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Scrutiny of Morneau Shepell put future pension fund pipelines to Toronto in doubt.

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Unfuckability index off charts in Charlottesville

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Losing bet Scaramucci agrees to Bannon Spicer

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Government says it booked U2 to prove Canada was 150 years old.

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Report: Former Newfoundland and Labrador Premier Danny Williams passed horseshoe in 2013.

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Trump says Aeroplan is "terrific, a wonderful rewards program, just one of the best"

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Broke Newfoundland and Labrador moving back in with Mom.

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Canada must be ready to weaponize its surplus milk solids in Trade War, report.

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Justin Trudeau urges Gillian Anderson to stop senseless slaughter of British accents .

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PMO disappointed big-talking crooner Brian Mulroney failed to deliver on promise to pimp Canadian cheese at Mar-A-Lago.

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Spicer confirms Trump and Xi were served largest piece of conventional chocolate cake from White House kitchen.

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Trump reversal on economic system, "Communism was bad, but now it's good, collectivization of agriculture is tremendous, gonna be great."

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Disoriented, urine-soaked Brian Mulroney found staggering down Florida highway clutching US Passport for Karlheinz Schreiber.

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Trudeau and entourage perform mass normalization ritual at White House.

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Gerry Butts reports that meeting with Beelzebub was to keep channels of communication open and to get arms sales leads.

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Bill O'Reilly tells room service he didn't order a "Polonium Club".

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Trump to fire daughter, report.

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Trump declares Australia's time zone, "fake", kangaroos "scary and stupid".

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Breaking: Obama gave Gorsuch "brainer" while both attended Harvard Law School.

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Trudeau team unsure whether they should bring Bannon an eight-ball from Montreal for meeting with Trump.