M’simbi Uweme

Phenomenal | Small girl, big God | Baby girl

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Getting to another city before 8am is my new favourite thing 🤭

[MichelleS070 @MichelleS070]

@sagespells Being able to sit in silence with them for hours and still feel completely comfortable

[Crimson @violetstorm_]

@sagespells Adopting their vocabulary.

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

🤣

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

I am. It is. ❤️

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

But beyond all the achievements, I pray that you are okay. That you are happy, safe, loved, held and surrounded by people who pour into you as much as you pour into everyone else. I pray that life is gentle with you.

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Just saw the fattest rat ever at vasilis 😭

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Men are so embarrassing

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Summary of how Audrey Cyril’s fiancé is getting called out by over 7 women

- Audrey Cyril is a Christian TikTok content creator with over 600k followers, and for a while, she has made it known that she’s in a relationship.

- She has created content about her relationship while keeping her man private and lowkey. At some point, she said she was keeping her virginity for him.

- Mr Presh revealed in his proposal video that he had just texted Audrey, and she immediately responded to him after they lost contact 10 years ago.

- The proposal happened in July, and wedding preparations have started. However, a lady named Oma said she’s healed and ready to tell her story.

- Oma revealed that she had been talking to Mr Presh for a while. They had staycations together and were still in contact until January, only for her to later discover that he had been in a relationship with Audrey for two years and had proposed to her.

- Oma said she made food for him whenever he visited and thought they were cool, not knowing that he was in another relationship elsewhere.

- Immediately after Oma spoke up, over six women started calling him out. One lady said he took her on dates several times, told her he was single, had movie nights with her and love-b0mbed her, only for her to find out that he had recently gotten engaged. She also claimed he deactivated his WhatsApp afterward.

- Ladies are now posting videos of themselves in his house and car, comparing their experiences and claiming they had been with the same man and he’s a serial che@t

- Another lady revealed that they had known each other for three years. She said he even sent her money and claimed that they still met a few weeks after he proposed to his fiancée.

- Right now, more women are coming out to share their experiences with him, but Audrey and Mr Presh are yet to say anything.

What are your thoughts?

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

As you carry your bag today, don’t forget to carry some shame.

[Uncle Luke @Uno_Lsk]

For those of you who didn't get the opportunity to kiss yesterday worry not, I kissed for the whole Lusaka 🥹

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

“You look happier” is such a great compliment ❤️

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

I knew it!

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Yes. And conversely, the better a man treats you, the finer he becomes

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Skincare for skin that doesn’t care 😅

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

“Out of all the things I want in this world, I really want you the most”
Ooouuuuufffffff

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

161/226 Consolidated Results (Presidential Election)

Hakainde Hichilema (UPND) - 2,057,986
Brian Mundubile (NRPUP) - 1,190,920
Harry Kalaba (CF) - 13,394
Kelvin Fube Bwalya (ZMP) - 12,120
Fred M’membe (SP) - 8,022
Given Katuta (IND) - 4,984
Given Chansa (MEE) - 4,719
Brian Mushimba (OPP) - 3,760
Richard Silumbe (LM) - 2,338
Ackim Njobvu (DU) - 1,926
Howard Kunda (ZAWAPA) - 1,903
Richwell Siamunene (NFP) - 1,344
Daniel Pule (CDP) - 893

Registered voters - 5,874,765
Valid votes - 3,304,309
Rejected votes - 89,789
Total votes cast - 3,394,098
Voter turnout - 57.77%

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

You and my ex, one side

[bunny @fadedbunny]

tequila touches my lips and i immediately need my tongue down someone’s throat #why

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Okay Solwezi 🌚

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Diamond Tv need to mute their mics 💀

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

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