M’simbi Uweme

Phenomenal | Small girl, big God | Baby girl

[Hayri @hayrixxx]

Umarım hayatınız boyunca uykuda bile tutkuyla öpüp seven birini hayatınıza çekersiniz

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

Me they call me 🌚

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

why don’t men ever get drunk and call you

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

😭😭😭

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Ama2000 can't be trusted with anything 😂😂🔥

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

God free me from “friends” who are secretly in competition with me

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”

But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?

[✧ @cessonmute]

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

[🍭 @_KayNatalie]

Dress by Scholtz Ruberto 🕯️🕯️

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This era of men might breathe a sigh of relief and order that extra side lmfao

[The bee's knees @TheBeesKT]

Men from disadvantaged backgrounds.

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

@MissMitchhhh Thank you. Let me give it a try.

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

@MissMitchhhh @iistargirl UK or SA?

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

The lady at the passport office was so nice. May all her days be full of joy 💫

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

The scent of a girl you’re madly in love with

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

@SeverinoTheWolf 💀💀💀 @klara_mubanga

[Bina Ivwa @BaNaartjieice]

Good morning from the country where SGBV is non-bailable ☺️. No more going back to reoffend or traumatize victims.

[M’simbi Uweme @CocoaAsian]

😂

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

Passing the phone to the GIRL who is going to marry the most amazing husband ever… 🥰

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Passing the phone to the girl entering her season of answered prayers 🌸

[Uncle Clement 👳🏾‍♂️ @clement_chama]

If you want a Zambian man to consume something, just say "it's for power!" Katwishi amaka bafwaya ba guy

[Dr. Kelechi Ugonna (PhD) @Ugo_KelechiPhD]

Kim Jong Un would have closed the Strait of Hormuz, once every 3 months— to test ballistics, to celebrate his birthday, as a gift to his daughter, etc. You will understand what a rogue state is. I stress again; Iran has shown great, great restraint & humanness.