@chrismorris-greatestquotes

#fanpage for all things #chrismorris - inspired by the original Facebook page of the same name, and possibly scorpions if they inspire, I dunno

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Drug use amongst children has for many in education, and with obvious alarm, to both parents on the increase almost yearly. #brasseye #drugs #looneytoadquack @Aiannucci @charltonbrooker @RebeccaFront @ItsKevinEldon

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@Baddiel Toast soldiers?!?!?

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@MrNishKumar You work for the BBC you bellend lol. “Sri Lanka's health minister, who endorsed herbal syrup to prevent Covid, has tested positive for the virus.” The beeb mocking another foreign brown person, their take, & their culture. Just as hilarious as you Nish, keep them coming!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

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@MrNishKumar I think it’s to tell joe public about the concept of ‘funny people’ just being ‘funny’, and not flying any other flags.

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@MrNishKumar Start by reading them, and then maybe count up from 1 until you get to 1401, that should help.

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@FrankOnTheRadio Two tramps going at it on a bench. The police eventually intervened because of all the complaints about the smell.

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@MrNishKumar Another comedic belter!!! Keep them coming, but just write them on paper and stick them on the fridge. It’s best for everyone.

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@missdianemorgan My heart bleeds for the comedian able to travel the world for work, you poor thing. The rest of us shit munchers will just have to ramp up on the sympathetic comments and likes, it’s the least we can do.

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@Baddiel I switched it off half way through and went and had my first attempt at a strangle wank. It went really well as I just woke up on the floor of the kitchen and am typing this seven hours later. #halfahutchence

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@FrankOnTheRadio Launchpad from DuckTales, the man is a complete liability yet is still allowed to fly a billionaire around on a regular basis.

Oh, and you can’t swim through gold coins, so another travesty made to seem just fine by the health and safety flouters at Disney.

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@Herring1967 Stil going, fags and booze, feel down quite a bit but predicted that so just wait for it to pass. I hope I notice some real Bebe Ford soon, and I’m sure we all will.

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@DanielMays9 Have a bath and a nice wank before bed I reckon.

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@MrNishKumar Don’t forget your own quick change headlines dullard, that folks left, right and centrist (you predictably reckon right of course) want you off TV because you’re not funny, & your not. Again, you & trump are brothers when it comes to having nothing to say but saying it anyway.

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@FrankOnTheRadio Repeatedly wound up Ian Beale (don’t know / care about the actors name) when working at PC World in my 20’s. He was an insufferable, arrogant prick - racist & rude to staff, so I used to say what he wanted was ‘out the back’ and make him wait for ages, then say it was sold out.

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@MrNishKumar Have been demanded? 🤔

Important to note there are also millions rejoicing at his removal that want you removed from television. With you it’s because you’re talentless & not funny at all. In fact you’re very similar to Trump - you both have nothing to say but say it anyway.

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@RevRichardColes One at a time

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@Chef1Wayner Same here, do you find it’s worse on the mornings and gets better in the afternoon. / evenings? Only to repeat day after day?? I’m trying some ideas that may or may not work if you care to join and compare notes....

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@realDonaldTrump Words of a two bit loser, supporting a trunk slammer, one term president who is the biggest failure in the history of the USA.

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@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA The words of a loser, losing as he loses. F*ck off quietly you utter failure.

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@realDonaldTrump Is he a loser like you’re a loser?

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@realDonaldTrump No you didn’t you pathetic little cu*t. Now do everyone a favour and fu*k off quietly come January. You are a loser, a failure, a two bit one term president, soon to be forgotten.