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[n/a 📡 @cocob3rr]

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[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

Mind you this was her last $17

[KAELEB @BravoByKaeleb]

one of the most devastating firings in housewives… she was so robbed #RHONJ

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

My council has gone Green 💚

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When you reject a man and he calls you a “Wh**re” rather than killing you and your entire family.

[Miilato @miiilato]

being single in your mid-late 20s is crazy imagine all your friends are getting engaged/having kids and you're telling your friends you have a crush at 25

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

The suspense of who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with is killing me fr

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

My issue is I don’t think I should ask. You should just wake up, look at me and give me money.

[XOTS 🇯🇲 @priv_xz]

Guys paid £50 to run after gunna but when women wanted £50 flowers it started a discourse. Icl man suttin ain’t right 😂😂

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Imagine your body going through hell, almost dying & your baby grows up to be Dj Akademiks I'd kms

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

You spend years thinking you need therapy but as it turns out what you really needed was to watch Tel Aviv burn.

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

I have never dated a man that has more money than me. If anyone wants to change that lmk

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Netanyahu has CANCER

[angel ✨🎀 @angellailah_]

last time i was in love i wanted to give that ngga my soul to keep. i be tweakin bad asf

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i was full on groomed on Kik as a child and just found out that the app is in the files

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

Me watching girls who date for money get gifted their dream cars for valentines: