Corey Porter Bridges

I'm not that interesting most of the time

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I've been trying to get Cristina to watch Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood for years. She finally caved and absolutely loves the show! Almost every night, "OMG play the next one!" 🥰

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Dear PlayStation, forcing voice chat through the shitty little control speaker? Really? Lemme put it through the TV like I've had it since 2007.

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I want to set up a feet finder account and only post pictures of my cats feet

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Was almost late to work because I had to get some lovins from a surprise visor this morning 🥰

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

It doesn't matter who the president is. We are never going to get universal health care. Our country will continue to flex military force across the world. I will still have to work until I die. MAGAs would still be annoying, win or lose. And the great pumpkin will still be evil.

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

No one in my house is willing to play Mario party 😮‍💨

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I've been trying to get Cristina to experience the Halo games with me for years. Can't even get her to sit through the first chapter of Reach. 😮‍💨💔

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I'm willing to bet that there is a pretty big overlap in "people who think wind turbines are an eyesore" and "people who would totally buy a cyber truck if they could" and that is just mind-boggling to me

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I want to run away. But the place I'm trying to run away from is in my head so I'm fucking stuck with it. Can't even find a good distraction without it finding me.

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Last weekend we saw Avatar the last Airbender in concert. It was magical. Tear bending at its finest. Wish I could do it again 🥲

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

If I work out in the morning, I'm tired ALLLLL day. If I work out at night, I can't sleep.
The human body is DUMB 😭

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Just gotta hold my breath for 2 more months until tax return and a little breathing room 🫢

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

My game froze at THIS screen 😭😭😭

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Might have to factory reset my phone. What a waste 😮‍💨

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I managed to catch a spider and a stink bug in a cup. I've been watching them for almost an hour.

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

I know you're not supposed to wish ill on people. But whoever is in charge of eversource deserves all of the worst things to happen to them

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

My job is trying to get people to work their day off for straight pay 😂

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Pop-Tarts really need to start putting the flavor on the individual packaging. I should not have to keep the box to know what flavor is what.

[Corey Porter Bridges @cocobeans]

Everyone is pumped for the new CoD with proximity chat.
Halo 3 had proximity chat forever ago. I used to haunt players with it 😂