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mid-20s f ⭐️ side acc for my collection! 🎀

[Colorful Cook @Colorful_Cook]

Take a bite 🍰

[Colorful Cook @Colorful_Cook]

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[EroticEffect @EroticEffect]

Hi everyone, this is a difficult and bittersweet announcement for me.

EroticEffect will be shutting down at the end of the year.

This has not been an easy decision to make, but the time has come to start closing this chapter. I’m going to try my best to do this in an orderly fashion and provide a bit of a roadmap so that anyone who is interested in buying from us can plan for it. Before we get to the why and how I do have some exciting news: 3 new models will be joining the lineup for this last hurrah!

Now for the why: The decision to close has largely been driven by the Trump administration destroying consumer confidence when buying from international shops (which has also had massive impacts on the global economy), and my chronic health getting significantly worse. Marketing and selling adult products is already hard without needing to check US political news every morning, which I have needed to do as the US market made up ~70% of my sales. I’m burnt out, in severe pain, and done trying to solve problems created by a man who can’t string a coherent sentence together.

This burnout is on top of the financial pinch. Sales have dropped 70% since February and are highly unpredictable, meaning we now barely cover fixed non-labour costs, can’t project cashflow, spend on marketing, or reinvest in the business. This isn’t likely to change within the next 1-2 years, even if the US administration changes.

So what’s the plan for the next 4 months before we shut the (virtual) doors for good?

August: 2 new models in multiple sizes, plus a small restock. Details to come, but likely available for purchase Thurs/Fri next week.

September: Another new model, plus an inventory restock mid-month (health permitting). We’re also hoping to open preorders for our “Ghost in a Dong” Halloween-themed pours. People loved them last year and I’d like to make them again. Keep in mind these are not available on all of our models, are a lot of work, and will be priced accordingly.

October: Halloween inventory restock, including some “Ghost in a Dong” Halloween-themed pours.

November: A small early Black Friday restock, followed by Black Friday sales. These will be the last new toys we add to the website.

December: Sell any remaining inventory, hopefully before Christmas, and then start rehoming some of our models. We’ve already expressions of interest, but if you are interested in buying a model/masters/molds please sent us an email via the address on our website and I’ll get in touch when the time comes.

A few other notes:

Custom orders: These take a lot of time and energy and I find them stressful. Unless a request is something I particularly want to make I won’t be taking it on, and if I do expect the quote to be at least 4x the base price for the model.

Artist’s Choice: I will probably open a few batches of these, with each batch limited to a specific firmness/colour theme. This will allow me to balance offering well-priced toys whilst being able to efficiently batch pour them. I may also offer some retired models as part of this.

Made-to-Order colourways: These will no longer be available and have been removed from the website.

I’d like to end this with a massive thankyou to all our customers and supporters over the last 4 years. It’s really meant a lot.
-Scott

[🐾 noel 🐾 @puppystarst]

first two shelves done!! i’m in love with the rainbows 🥺🥺

[pie @cococonut_pie]

shiny ✨

[Colorful Cook @Colorful_Cook]

We were just told that it’s possible to have two color or three color gradients for the Chai vibrator!

I’ve attached a poll in the comment below, please let me know your preference! 💖

It’s likely that we will only be able to offer one color-way, maybe two.
As much as I’d love to offer as many colors as possible, our manufacturer requires a MOQ per color-way and it would be too many units for us to take on.
The three color-ways are based on our form feedback

[FieryFaerie @FieryFaerieToys]

Here’s a sneak peek at something We are working on:
A new knotted design based on YOURS suggestions, full of vines, petals, and gentle curves from @Anate224 . 🌿✨
I’m still not sure about the flowers on its tip 🤔 any feedback is supper apereciated! ☺️

[Colorful Cook @Colorful_Cook]

The meeting went really well! So far Chai has the green light. 🩷🩷🩷

To determine if this can be a reality, I’d really appreciate if y’all can take a minute to fill out a few questions on preferences.
This will be super helpful because we were presented with a lot of options

https://t.co/igBfoyV7ws

[✨Alchemist Echidna✨ @AlchemistEchid]

Deluxe Bean, mini Quint and teenie Fuschia 🍪🌹

[PFCreations @FritzPhoenix]

It is time! Both flavors of Made to Order toys are now available. If you prefer image-based "Guided Surprise" customs over our usual offerings, this is a unique opportunity to get a toy based on your favorite animal, plant, or flag colors.
https://t.co/acOyipa2MG

[Colorful Cook @Colorful_Cook]

I wasn’t going to reveal this yet but I’m obsessed and can’t keep a secret

Sundae 🍒

@Anate224 absolutely nailed it, I couldn’t be happier thank you so much piecing together all of my favorite little bits into this model 🥹

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@Colorful_Cook I was so tempted by this beautiful one! Hoping for a small!! 🌈⭐️

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@perkyndpetite @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet I highly recommend following Cook's page for their shop's next drop/release date! 🤩

[pie @cococonut_pie]

sweet treats 🥺🍬

Thank you @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet 💖

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet Thanks so much Cook!!! 🥹💕

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@kimber_andrea @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet I stepped out to eat some sushi but I'll head back after! 😭🍣 I'd love to meet you too!!

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@BattyBombshell @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet COME!! Being here made my day 🥹

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@BunniiSock @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet It was wonderful chatting with you!! 🥰

[pie @cococonut_pie]

@And_Pixie_Dust @Colorful_Cook @AltPornNet Aw darn I hope I can try to meet you next time!! 🥺💕

[✨Alchemist Echidna✨ @AlchemistEchid]

We are set up and ready to rock at the @AltPornNet Fan Appreciation day! Join us from 1-8pm at the Plaza hotel Las Vegas.