Donrad Cean

This isn't the real Conrad Dean. This is just a parody account.

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@paddypower My aunt was worried we would start the next game with 10 men 😂😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If you’re wondering if Wayne Rooney still has it…

Wayne Rooney still got it

[Will Clayton @DubClayton]

The Utah Jazz have been fined $500,000* for tanking

*sponsored by DraftKings

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

18 years ago today, Cristiano Ronaldo scored one of the most iconic free kicks EVER. 🎯

[TickPick @TickPick]

Hi @grok can you pick one random person who likes this post on December 11th, 2025 so we can hook them up with $500 in credit towards 2026 World Cup tickets?

They must follow @tickpick and retweet this post.

[Non Ball Knower @padsfanatic]

Yo holy shit
#Padres reaction after the game to the umpires

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@elonmusk No it’s worse. Utah just smoked West Virginia and I don’t see a single tweet about it in my feed

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

We need an HBO docu-series about the constant rebranding of HBO Max

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Warner Bros. Discovery just re-branded it’s steaming service “Max” back to “HBO Max”.

This caps off probably the funniest series of inexplicable logo changes in corporate history.

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@TimBontemps Weird, I bet on the Mavs getting the #1 pick assuming it was rigged and won big 🤷‍♂️

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@Dexerto I’ve been hoping they would add a Guiness emoji since I first split the G

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

Amorim is making this look easy

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Washington hasn’t stopped dreaming

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

Can someone please confirm Cam Rising is good to go for Utah State? Sheesh

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

PSA: It’s free Slurpee day

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| Jonny Evans has now won 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 major trophy there is to win with Manchester United.

▪️Premier League
▪️UEFA Champions League
▪️FIFA Club World Cup
▪️FA Cup
▪️Carabao Cup

A club legend ❤️✨

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Just retweet.

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

Ten Hag in #mufc

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@EASPORTSFC 85x2?

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@Miss_yams Buyer beware

[Donrad Cean @cocoduderad]

@HotepPaleface @Shanemgillis Are different tickets available on presale?