SmartCookie

Dog nut. Loves tea parties, the Shipping Forecast, cheese on toast, eccentrics. Dislikes injustice, inequality and vampires.

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@emswifthook @for_fi Oh thanks. I quite like to begin at the beginning x

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@AndreaTromans1 I’ve been singing it :)

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@AndreaTromans1 I’m sobbing with relief because I’ve found you again! I forgot my login and have revived my old account, and was going ooh, how do I find my people?? Hello Andrea ❤️❤️❤️

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@SirBenfro Clever clever Daphne ❤️

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@emswifthook @for_fi Thank you Eleanor. I’m going to start the series and work through, unless you recommend this as a good place to start?

[Andrew Watson @BishopGuildford]

Excited and alarmed to climb on a train to London on the way to a meeting of our Ordained Vocations Working Group this am, only for a voice to come across the tannoy: 'Good morning, and this is your God speaking'. In retrospect I think he meant 'your guard'. Pity.

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

My favourite is the lifting mask. Find this and other beautiful skincare offerings at https://t.co/c1vf9KXXgP https://t.co/6ljrIcbjmG

[Tropic Skincare @TropicSkincare]

Did you know?Our freshly made trio of face masks are on special offer!
For one week only, you can buy all three masks for the price of two!

[JC (not that one) @_Lady_Gardener]

'Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...' #GE2017

[Palmerston the Cat @PalmerstonFOCat]

The entire political establishment right now #2017Election

[DogsTrust Shops @dogstrustshops]

Super dog friendly in my Paw-ing Station @DogsTrust #DogsatPollingStations

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@for_fi ❤️

[Ruth Cadbury @RuthCadbury]

12,000 majority! Thank you to everyone who helped in the campaign & of course to all who voted Labour in Brentford & Isleworth yesterday

[Team Siân Berry @TeamSianBerry]

One of our favourite things about Election Day is @CarolineLucas on a tandem!

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

Twiggy and Scruffy woz at the polling station, looking strangely underwhelmed despite the warm welcome #dogsinpollingstations

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@LoreleiKing I can't really blame her. It's way past sensible bedtime. Someone give her some chocolate and wine quick.

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@AdamMorrisEdin @LoreleiKing The dog ate my polling card 😂🐶

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@kellyrose I love her frock though. Twiggy and Scruffy were also unimpressed by the democratic process. Pissed off expressions all round.

[SmartCookie @cocoelliot]

@DogsTrust Our polling station welcomes dogs