Coco Guillotine

Ask me about my reptilian agenda. She/her

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Seems to be getting worse by the minute as the most dense concentration of near-surface smoke approaches. Stay inside.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Ok let’s face the day with courage but also bring backup

[Aimee @aimee_speaks]

"People ask you to stop masking, but don't like it when you do. It is hard to unmask because it is unsafe to do so."

@HolSmale explains why a mask, whilst protective, is not always able to protect us. Not everyone can mask, it is a "privilege" for those who can mask.

#ITAKOM

[🌟Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc]

Being diagnosed as Autistic in various states of the U.S. will result in your rights being restricted.

Some states keep mandatory databases of anyone who has been diagnosed as Autistic in that state.

[NYC Books Through Bars @BtBsNYC]

The March bundle of books is here!
$30 for 3 books- at the end of the month, all books go to Books Through Bars and will be sent to the thousands of people in prison who write us for books.
Order at https://t.co/PA7y902vCV

[Christine 🇵🇸 @crystalcarts]

you can paste the entire bee movie script into the texas anti-LGBTQ drag show reporting website

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

1 in 5 adults are on a financing plan to pay off a medical or dental bill. We must cancel medical debt. We need Medicare for All to ensure nobody goes bankrupt for getting sick.

[Coco Guillotine @cocoguillotine]

I thought @JortsTheCat’s toes beans first, coffee beans second

[Coco Guillotine @cocoguillotine]

@perditamcleod @christopherw @70s_party Me too!!

[Coco Guillotine @cocoguillotine]

LITERALLY

[Coco Guillotine @cocoguillotine]

Me ever time I see a “thin blue line”Punisher sticker on a vehicle

[The City Reporter @THECITYNY]

What the frap?! Food safety inspectors found meal moths in the coffee bean storage area at the Chelsea Reserve Roastery, in addition to discovering “mold-like” residue in the kitchen’s ice machine.

https://t.co/OqkL9MXNP1

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

NYC Starbucks Roastery workers have been on strike for 22 days protesting unsafe conditions. Starbucks denied that there was mold. Food inspectors found it.

https://t.co/3ZO3hOFgDi

[FEMIURGE @NORMALHOROSCOPE]

With Elon Musk slowly deteriorating, the psychic link between him and his cars has been fraying. Errant Tesla Roadsters have broken free of their thralldom, rocketing down the interstate highways of America and grazing on what small children they can kill.

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: CA, CO, CT, HI, IA, ID, IL, MD, ME, MI, MN, MT, NH, NM, NV, UT, VA, VT, WA, WI, WY + Washington, D.C. (and ND does not require voter reg)

[Nicole Kelner @NicoleKelner]

Made this while listening to gas powered leaf blowers outside my NYC apartment all day 🙉

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

It's the weekend after Halloween. You're a werewolf. You need to take down your decorations. You get your favorite ladder and head outside. Johnson is out there too. You chuckle to yourself. You had the better decorations this year. Suddenly, a child with a bullhorn approaches...

[Coco Guillotine @cocoguillotine]

@cthulhim @UrsulaV Please, yes. I do actually need to know who’s making these pancakes.