Vanilla

You Are Enough Just As You Are.

The Future Is Always Better Than The Past.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

[Curiosity @cruisechannel23]

@uhtriad That's why I'm on my phone.
If I was properly paid, I'll be doing the job efficiently

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[$ @2xsam_]

When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.

[Musunga @MusungaChita]

Advantages of staying near your workplace.

[Tobi @27thguyyy]

Flogging a child because of school fees is something I would never understand, like is he supposed to pay by himself, catch the parents and flog them noww.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

If Nigeria suddenly worked, a lot of people would panic.

Because their entire personality is built around surviving dysfunction.

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

Infertility stigma survives because blaming women is easier than testing men.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Community notes strikes again.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

Please stay away from me if you have:
• a wife.
• a girlfriend.
• a baby mama who thinks she’s
your wife or girlfriend.
• an ex who thinks she’s your wife
or girlfriend.
• an ex you still can’t get over.
• a secret boyfriend.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

being a girl is confusing. some days you want a husband, other days you’re wondering why men even exist.

[Maira @maira4yo]

"my boyfriend doesn't let me"

[Dantala @Docfrosh]

Abuja people are doing car race, a state that lacks up to 5 orthopedic surgeons

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

If your gut says stay home.. stay home

[Pricci @Pricci0]

Me on Christmas day when i remember the academic stress I'm about to go through again by January

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The rate at which our parents press phones these days is alarming.