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[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

AI crypto coins 2-4xed the moment ETH showed bullish signs.

When ETH returns to ATH here soon, it's obvious these will be the biggest runners.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

aww just as predicted back above 90k

Google searches for "I'm a bear, how fucked am I?" skyrocketing.

I've been NAILING this market all year. 100% accuracy in 2026.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

@kmoney memes will come roaring back

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

90% of my crypto feed is people pivoting to AI content and covering metals.

There's absolutely no way we are not nearing a bottom or already hit it.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

The AI bubble is just starting. Opus and recently releasing models started breaking reality.

Buy and hodl AI shit coins. These will be the memes of the AI mania wave.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

In the last 30 days AI busted reality and if you're smart you can get the work done of 30 talented men.

I or a single smart employee at @hyros_official is getting shit done in days that used to take take a month by a team.

This is a gift from zeus for young people. 3 dudes with zesty energy can realistically build a 100 million $$ business with just a Claude (support, operations) , Cursor (engineering) , Figma (design) and Lovable (front end site) subscription (all powered by opus 4.5).

The world just changed faster than I've ever seen it change in my life. Move fast.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

You'll roll your eyes and curse at me...

But alts and memes are probably going to come roaring back.

The level of disinterest and disgust has likely created the largest overselling in crypto history.

Millionaires will be made from buys here if we just return to "okay"

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

AI despite all the hype, is still being slept on. Under estimated.

2026 is the year where reality breaks, productivity 20xs and your only hope is going massive risk on.

Biggest bull in risk assets in history.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

The biggest money and corpos on earth have convinced the world crypto is dead…

While they import everything they own onto eth and acquire it at “ultra fear” prices.

This will be so obvious in a year or so.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Me : "I wonder what's happening in the exciting world of crypto today!!" *logs on*

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

*logs onto X*

EVERYONE : THIS PRICE ACTION IS AIDS CRYPTOS DEAD

ELON MUSK : IMMIGRANT FUCKING SUCK AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE BEING GENOCIDED

GENERIC 20 YEAR OLD INFLUENCER : ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES, I ONLY MAKE 100k IM COOKED!

*logs off X*

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Markets probably bottoming around these areas tbh

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Bears are fucked. Game over. Check mate. Exactly as I predicted. Up only from here on gents.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Aww yeah we def gonna have a bear market going into zero inflation, low rates, endless money printing and while all of retail is sidelined in cash or gold n silver.

DEF LONG BEAR MARKETT HERE. ITS A GIVEN BRUV. NO UPS LEFT. RETAILS RIGHT!

Retardio.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Bottoms in. All in. IDGAF.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Dems just almost unanimously voted against making sex change surgeries for small children illegal.

Cool party you got over there.

Shame your policies on breast implants for 10 year old boys are falling apart.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

You will hate yourself for the rest of your life if you fail to take risk simply to avoid momentary discomfort.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Christmas this year

Family member : Alex what have you been working on?

Me : Crypto

Family member :

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

From here, either good crypto memes and alts
A) Give you minimum 5-10x returns, possible 20x+
B) You lose another 50-70%

Logically if you believe crypto ever comes back this risk to reward is outrageously good.

It's truly that simple.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Im putting a large amount of money on a Jake Paul draw tonight.

It is written.