Maybe: kevin

Splendid

[ham mike @griffraff97]

The Abercrombie & Fitch Steyr is putting my bank account in danger

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

Early merging is a mental disorder and I hate you for making traffic more dangerous because you cannot wrap your head around "wait until the lane starts to end before you take turns merging". There are too many worms in your dog-like brain and your license needs to be revoked

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.

[songs you need. @rarehitz]

gucci gucci - kreayshawn (2011)

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

i’m the only guy in uptown minneapolis playing Splendid’s Sleepy ep at high volume

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

@groan_strike @cssstp that clay is ai we have to kill him

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

@groan_strike they taking u to the 1920’s diddy party my brother

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

@sourcreamjeans an enchanted drink deserves its chalice

[clay @justwires]

chopped ass year

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

@countergulp negative reactions only 👎

[Smith & Wesson Inc. @Smith_WessonInc]

it’s always "bring back the model 5906" and never "how are you doing girl who runs the s&w social media?"

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

shoot me out of a cannon i’m ordnance

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

put myself thousands in debt to be this guy it’s never been so over

[Mads @europemaxxed]

turns out keeping your mouth shut and doing your job is rude

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

been into retard-maxxing lately

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

how much is a lobotomy?

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

You can get Jimmy John's twice in one week if you have a cold they allow it

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

they would literally kill me

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

The most unique traditions around the world.🧵

1. In Denmark, if you reach the age of 25 and are not married, you will be tied to a chair and pelted with cinnamon.

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

what is your summer playlist & why doesn’t it include Scowl’s Are We All Angels?

[Maybe: kevin @coconut_hell]

Judy decided to leave Night City and now I feel alone here

[clay @justwires]

first show rocked, thanks to everyone for hooking it up + coming out