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TALENTED & SEXY

[bob @coconutbob_]

It’s important to look at the stars on a clear night

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

Always a feminist because the only difference between me and victims of femicide is luck

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[hunter @3gpmh]

u don’t do enough dancing alone in ur room and i can tell

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

“golden retriever boyfriend” on god we euthanizing him

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i hate when a man invites me out and says “everything on me” nigga who else would it be on

[ً @artfuIchaos]

A big fan of whatver i am

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Be exactly like ruby

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Anyone else notice this?

[bob @coconutbob_]

I love the river! Lakes are beloved too! But the ocean……. she and I have an ancient, unbreakable bond! I love the ocean!

[bob @coconutbob_]

When a man says “you’re actually funny” so then I get to say “you’re actually smarter than I thought you would be” >>>

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[bob @coconutbob_]

Being mean to men is SOOOO FUN I can’t believe I was ever nice to them smh

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.